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Today's Toons 10/28/24
« on: October 28, 2024, 06:49:14 am »


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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The World Series starts Friday night at Dodger Stadium. Governor Gavin Newsom will be on hand to throw out the first amendment.

Kamala released her health exam and the doctor told she has to stop drinking wine. When she asked why, he told her so he can finish the exam.

Turns out the arrested Afghan terrorist was an ordinary peaceful civilian when he arrived in the US. He was radicalized by 3 months of campaign commercials.

DNA discovers Christopher Columbus was Jewish. If you thought the Indians hated him, now he's got the Ivy League on his ass.

Tim Walz was hilarious when the news showed him hunting Monday. Three times he had a clear shot at Bugs Bunny and missed.

The White House approved a request from the North Carolina governor last week for the federal government to cover 100% of all debris removal and emergency costs from Hurricane Helene. Ten days ago, Joe Biden toured the hurricane-ravaged area of North Carolina. The cadaver dogs wouldn't leave him alone.

The New York Times saw the polls and issued a list of things Kamala must do to turn her campaign around. It sounded preachy. I can understand the New York Times urging Kamala to do more interviews and town halls, but suggesting she quit drinking would leave Wine Country without their head cheerleader.

NBC News reported Los Angeles police are routing Mexican gang crimes to federal prosecutors in order to get harsher penalties for them. The latest poll shows many people are concerned about all the drugs, violence and unstable government south of the border. These people are known as Canadians.

Kamala Harris made an appearance on Colbert's CBS Late Show Tuesday. They came up with the bright idea of Kamala drinking a Miller beer with Colbert on the show to try to appeal to male voters. The beer company is scrambling to hire Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson to do damage control.

Hurricane Milton arrived Wednesday two weeks after Hurricane Helene and strained recovery resources to the breaking point. Mercifully, hurricane season is almost over. FEMA admitted Wednesday they don't have the manpower to block recovery aid if another Category 5 hits the Red States.

Donald Trump took questions in a town hall meeting in Georgia Thursday hosted by Fox News host Harris Faulkner. It seemed like the state of Georgia was the 2024 campaign theme of the day. That very morning, Kamala was accused of committing plagiarism in her 2009 book, Gone with the Wind.

Scientists today said everyone who contracted Covid lost 6 IQ points. Democrats are naturally concerned to realize that Kamala must have caught it 10 or 12 times.

Black Pennsylvania Democratic advisor gets $20 million to promote racial re-segregation of public schools. Naturally, they announced this on Throwback Thursday.

Hamas leader killed in battle. That's show business in the Middle East. One day you're all over the front page. The next day you're all over the pavement.

Every time I see Kamala in an interview, I thank her for having the courage to say the things the rest of us are too smart to say.

Kamala mentioned Trump's name 21 times in 20 minutes in her Fox interview. Today Kamala has one question for voters. Where's my shot glass?

Kamala's video at the Al Smith dinner last night with such a disaster FEMA just sent her $750.

Israeli families of hostages in Gaza began calling for Israel to force a deal with Hamas to release the hostages Friday now that Hamas's leader has been killed. But Hamas issued a circular advertising for new terrorists. It reads the job offers a competitive salary, health insurance and a company car bomb.

Donald Trump did a shift at McDonald's. The question now is, will Kamala do 5 Guys?

- - Argus Hamilton


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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2024, 07:22:40 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2024, 07:31:14 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2024, 08:15:35 am »
Quote from: verga on October 28, 2024, 07:22:40 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2024, 08:15:52 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 28, 2024, 07:31:14 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2024, 08:56:25 am »
Many Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous. Pookie! ;D

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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2024, 10:16:02 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2024, 11:17:40 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on October 28, 2024, 08:56:25 am
Many Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous. Pookie! ;D

The Party Princess' prayer:



Followed by a stiff drink:



A list of her supporters:



And a famous old saying:\


Barely over a week left till the big day! Even New Hampshire wonders whether the country will choose to live free... or die! Will Dominion save the day (again) for the Demoncrats? Or will God answer the prayers of millions, and give us President Trump? For now, all we can do... is try to enjoy the rest of our Monday! Especially you, Sir Pookie!  wink777

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Scott! Voted this AM...
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2024, 11:18:16 am »
Quote from: Jimino on October 28, 2024, 10:16:02 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2024, 12:37:03 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you enjoyed the weekend!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2024, 01:02:54 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2024, 01:03:34 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 28, 2024, 12:37:03 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you enjoyed the weekend!

You're welcome & thanks, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2024, 12:21:39 am »
Thanks, pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/28/24
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2024, 06:29:23 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 29, 2024, 12:21:39 am
Thanks, pookie!!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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