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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« on: October 13, 2024, 11:00:04 am »
October 12, 2024
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
By J.B. Shurk

Pop quiz, hotshot: You just stole the Democrats’ presidential nomination from a dementia-addled nursing home patient without receiving a single vote from the electorate and while having the lowest approval rating of any modern veep.  Despite the nonstop efforts of corporate news propagandists to anoint you as a deserving heir, Americans rightly see you as a fake, foolish, insecure, insignificant, boozy, Canadian flop who has no business being behind the wheel of an automobile, let alone taking charge of a nuclear arsenal as commander-in-chief.

Do you (a) double down on crazy and find a string of sex-talking shock jocks to interview you about important public policies; (b) flood the country with illegal aliens so that Jim Clyburn’s fraudulent mail-in-ballot operations can overwhelm legitimate voters in battleground states; (c) wait for the FBI, CIA, and NSA to do what they do best by rigging the election in your favor; or (d) hope that Hillary Clinton, Joe Scarborough, Liz Cheney, and other Democrat mouthpieces can slander Donald Trump as a “dangerous Nazi” enough times to incite another attempt on his life?  What do you do?

It’s a trick question.  You do all of the above, of course.  Then you make yourself a white wine spritzer, sit back, and call a bunch of national weather shows to give them your unsolicited drunken advice about surviving hurricanes.  Everybody knows that when hundred-mile-an-hour winds are crashing against a terrified family’s home, nothing provides more comfort than listening to an inebriated chuckler blame “climate change deniers” for the catastrophic weather while taking credit for the heroic actions of emergency search and rescue personnel.  Kamala Harris is just the phone-in phony Americans need for serious times — not!

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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2024, 11:48:16 am »
Solve?

More like hope there are enough common sense people who sees through her bull shit.
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2024, 12:01:03 pm »
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2024, 06:22:20 pm »
Mr. Shurk asks:
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?"

Fishrrman answers:
Get another candidate.

Next question...?
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2024, 06:40:14 pm »
With Joy?
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2024, 06:47:26 pm »
Kamala is solving the Kamala problem for us, every time she opens her stupid mouth.
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2024, 09:55:12 pm »
You are dividing by zero.

Some problems have no solution.

That said, not my circus, not my monkey.
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2024, 10:18:07 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on October 13, 2024, 11:48:16 am
Solve?

More like hope there are enough common sense people who sees through her bull shit.

Hope is not a strategy.
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2024, 04:11:18 am »
The solution is that Trump has to beat her by better than the margin of error, otherwise they sit down and modify a few ones and zeroes, and voila, Kamie the Clown wins by 8,000 - 20,000 votes in every tossup state.

Even Trump verbalized this necessity at a recent rally.  He recognizes clearly what must be done to win. 

And the fact that the dirty politicians and corrupt media keep asking Trump if he will accept the results is priming the pump further for the fix.  If he says he will, that will preclude him from squawking much about the outcome, and if he does not comment, then they press the notion that he is a revolutionary, or something akin to that.

My question, when do we purge everyone in the media that perpetrates the rotten lies that they continue to mutter?  And give coverage to POSs like Rep Clyburn, who repeatedly implies Trump will launch Jim Crow 2.0.  The UGLY TRUTH is that Jim Crow's creation is strictly a Democrat contruct, and not a Republican.  I deplore this POS.
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Re: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Kamala?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2024, 06:58:16 am »
That 1st paragraph was the best summation of kamala I have ever read.
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