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Today's Toons 10/7/24
« on: October 07, 2024, 04:15:53 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

If we learned anything from tonight's VP debate it's that JD Vance's hillbilly mother taught him how to mop the floor.

CBS News hosted the VP debate between J.D. Vance and Tim Walz Tuesday night in New York City. The cable news pundits said the VP debate may be important to sway any voters who are still sitting on the fence. My feeling is, if you're still sitting on the fence by now, get some Preparation H.

A Democratic Muslim mayor in Michigan just endorsed Donald for president. Apparently Trump has his pager number.

The Dallas Morning News reported that West Texas was rattled by a large earthquake centered near the city of Midland Monday night, which measured a 5.1 magnitude. Geologists have a simple explanation. Taxes and regulations in California are so awful even the earthquakes are moving to Texas.

The Baltimore Sun suggested the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore be re-named because the white National Anthem composer Key owned slaves. I say as a compromise, re-name the bridge after a black composer who owned slaves. Just picture the grand opening for the P. Diddy Bridge.

NBC News reports exploding pagers that killed Hezbollah leaders in Lebanon were followed by exploding walkie-talkies, secretly distributed by Israeli spies. Today, the FBI issued a warning to all college women who participate in anti-Israel protests in the U.S. Do not touch your vibrators tonight.

A UN panel in Geneva ripped the manipulation of pagers and radios in the hands of Hezbollah to explode simultaneously as a violation of international law. Hamas and Hezbollah leaders just called Benjamin Netanyahu a global terrorist. Seems strange they'd award their highest honor to a Jew.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Trump is a threat and any questions about why she calls Trump a threat is in itself a threat. She's from Haiti and this may finally explain why Biden sent his dogs home to Delaware. It was to protect the dogs, not the legs of the Secret Service agents.

Senator Roger Marshall demanded ABC turn over all its e-mail to the Kamala campaign before the debate since he thinks they fed her the questions. It'd give Kamala a heads-up for questions on the economy, the border and crime. So she could respond each time that she was raised as a middle class kid.

Senator Josh Hawley demanded answers from the Secret Service Monday after a whistleblower said that the vulnerable spot where Trump's golf course shooter was perched was well know to the agents. There are five known teams out to assassinate Trump. Six, if you count The Women of the View.

President Biden gave his farewell address to the UN General Assembly Tuesday and he reviewed the highlights of the Biden foreign policy. His speech reminded me how much comedians are going to miss him. There wasn't a dry eye in the Assembly when Joe Biden urged Hamas to free the sausages.

President Biden called a meeting of his entire cabinet in the cabinet room of the White House on Friday. And in a move no one's ever seen before in history, Joe whirled in his seat and left his wife Jill in charge of the cabinet meeting. And what's worse, he left Hunter in charge of the medicine cabinet.

Donald Trump's would-be assassin Ryan Routh was hauled into court in Florida Monday while his manifesto was released by the Justice Department. Trump is not the only presidential candidate in harm's way. Kamala Harris is safe and in stable condition after an attempted interview on Sunday.

Kamala Harris took fire for her support of free sex change operations for criminal illegal aliens in U.S. prisons. Technology has made the procedure easy. In her defense, Trump's pal Bibi Netanyahu is not only providing free sex change operations for foreign criminals, he' is doing it by remote control.

The House of Representatives unanimously passed a bill to increase Secret Service protection for presidential candidates Friday. As luck would have it, the next day in Washington, D.C., while on duty a Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself. He was immediately assigned to protect Trump.

Women have it tough in politics. Trump threatened to blow Iran to smithereens. If Kamala threatened to blow Iran, the audience laughter would drown out the rest of the sentence.

The House averts a shutdown today, keeping 364,000 bureaucrats in Washington from having to find work as CNN correspondents.

The White House let out a huge sigh of relief today when Joe Biden did not introduce the Indian Prime Minister as Elizabeth Warren.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2024, 05:35:11 am »
Mundane Monday morning musing montages thank-yous, Mister Pookie! ;D

As FEMA continues meaning Failed Emergency Management Administration, we see:




And:




Yet, as Rod Serling once said while introducinge his famous episode of the Twilight Zone entitled "Stolen Elections Have Staggering Consequences":



Enjoy the rest of your Monday, Pookie!  yogi555


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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2024, 05:45:14 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2024, 07:27:46 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2024, 08:27:13 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2024, 10:11:00 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2024, 11:15:11 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you had a GREAT and memorable weekend!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2024, 12:09:54 pm »
Quote from: scottfreitas on October 07, 2024, 05:35:11 am
Mundane Monday morning musing montages thank-yous, Mister Pookie! ;D

As FEMA continues meaning Failed Emergency Management Administration, we see:




And:




Yet, as Rod Serling once said while introducinge his famous episode of the Twilight Zone entitled "Stolen Elections Have Staggering Consequences":



Enjoy the rest of your Monday, Pookie!  yogi555

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2024, 12:10:18 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 07, 2024, 05:45:14 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2024, 12:10:53 pm »
Quote from: verga on October 07, 2024, 07:27:46 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2024, 12:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 07, 2024, 08:27:13 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2024, 12:12:05 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on October 07, 2024, 10:11:00 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2024, 12:12:32 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 07, 2024, 11:15:11 am
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you had a GREAT and memorable weekend!

My pleasure & thanks, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2024, 03:52:43 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/7/24
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2024, 04:11:31 pm »
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