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Today's Toons 9/9/24
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Virus-bearing mosquito threatening Massachusetts. One of them bit Liz Warren yesterday and just like that, there went all her Cherokee blood.

They had to cancel the Christmas stage showing of Jack and the Beanstalk in London this year. Apparently the Giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

The New York Post ran photos of President Biden vacationing on a Delaware Beach Thursday where's he's remained off the grid for 10 days. We did receive a statement from the president on Thursday. He congratulated Kamala on winning the Olympic gold medal in Women's Beach volleyball.

Kamala Harris traveled to Georgia Wednesday where she embarked on a bus tour of the Peach State. It was a big relief to see Kamala outside, alive and well after a health scare. She'd spent the previous six days recovering after being asked a question, but she's expected to make a full recovery.

Democrats re-indict Trump for obstruction of justice. They charge he turned his head and impeded justice.

Supermarket News reports food prices have soared 26% since 2020 due to increased production, fuel and labor costs, drawing threats of price controls from the Democrats. At the checkout stand yesterday, the cashier asked me how I wanted to pay and I replied with Hope and Joy! I need bail money.

Tim Walz in CNN interview blamed his false claims of carrying arms into war on grammar. It's all in the book Stolen Grammar.

Next week Biden will take a break from all his work at the beach for vacation to the White House, if only for his health.

Clinton labor secretary and Obama economic advisor Robert Reich said Elon Musk should be thrown in jail for allowing free speech. I'm shocked that someone named Reich would go all totalitarian on us.

The Border Patrol reports 10,000 illegal migrants a day are still crossing into the U.S. California is giving them free health care, food stamps, cash assistance, and now $150,000 loans to buy a home. At the rate things are going in the economy, it won't be long before we're mowing THEIR lawns.

Donald Trump was re-indicted by Special Counsel Jack Smith in Washington D.C. federal court alleging Trump's role in trying to overturn election results and in inciting the January 6th Capitol riots. How could any of us forget January 6th, 2021? Gasoline averaged two dollars a gallon nationwide.

JD Vance spoke in Michigan and ripped Kamala for copying Trump policies on increasing child tax credits, no taxes on tips and favoring a border wall. It could be worse. I lost ten bucks betting Kamala would show up at her CNN interview last night wearing a MAGA hat and a bandage on her ear.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2024, 05:11:14 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2024, 06:05:39 am »
Mucho Monday morning thank-yous, Pookie!


McDonald's, meanwhile, wasn't too Happy Mealed with Kamala's recent claims:





Which didn't stop Kamalala from releasing her much-hyped new autobiography: (obviously ghostwritten by Willie Brown)





And then she can't even do her first book signing without turning it into a campaign event!:





Ugh. It's depressing to think we're gonna be stuck with Kamala memes for MONTHS yet. God help us all, and seeya tomorrow Pookie! ;D
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2024, 07:34:41 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2024, 09:58:37 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2024, 10:16:48 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 09, 2024, 05:11:14 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2024, 10:21:11 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 09, 2024, 06:05:39 am
Mucho Monday morning thank-yous, Pookie!


McDonald's, meanwhile, wasn't too Happy Mealed with Kamala's recent claims:





Which didn't stop Kamalala from releasing her much-hyped new autobiography: (obviously ghostwritten by Willie Brown)





And then she can't even do her first book signing without turning it into a campaign event!:





Ugh. It's depressing to think we're gonna be stuck with Kamala memes for MONTHS yet. God help us all, and seeya tomorrow Pookie! ;D

My pleasure & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2024, 10:21:54 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 09, 2024, 07:34:41 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2024, 10:22:27 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 09, 2024, 09:58:37 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2024, 12:31:14 pm »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 09, 2024, 06:05:39 am
McDonald's, meanwhile, wasn't too Happy Mealed with Kamala's recent claims:




Ugh. It's depressing to think we're gonna be stuck with Kamala memes for MONTHS yet. God help us all, and seeya tomorrow Pookie! ;D

This Toon is hysterical!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2024, 12:33:15 pm »
Thanks for the Oh God, it's Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!  I hope your weekend was delightful!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2024, 01:28:56 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2024, 01:52:23 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 09, 2024, 12:33:15 pm
Thanks for the Oh God, it's Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!  I hope your weekend was delightful!

You're welcome & thanks, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2024, 01:52:41 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2024, 02:25:53 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/9/24
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2024, 02:53:22 pm »
Quote from: verga on September 09, 2024, 02:25:53 pm
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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