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Today's Toons 9/2/24
« on: September 02, 2024, 04:17:16 am »




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Donald Trump's Secret Service detail was strengthened while five agents guarding him during the assassination attempt in Pennsylvania have been reassigned. It's no less dangerous guarding his opponent. Secret Service agents who guard Kamala Harris have to swear to take a question for her.

In another sign Kamala is a lackluster candidate, Trump got re-indicted today.

Kamala Harris's 25-year-old step-daughter was seen on TV at the convention in a hunter's cap over her hair tied in a bun, round glasses, with tattoos all over her arms. I fell over laughing as it hit me. You know the Democrats are serious when Harris' daughter is made up to look like Trump's sniper.

Kamala Harris's campaign stepped up candidate safety this week in the wake of recent security mishaps. The Secret Service gave the Kamala campaign team on Tuesday an escape code word that when shouted prompts the candidate and her staff to take immediate cover. That word is Interview.

Kamala Harris's competence came under question Tuesday when critics charged that Tim Walz wasn't fully vetted about his past. I say the media should get off Tim Walz's back for getting arrested in 1995 for driving drunk at 96 mph on a back road in Nebraska. No great story ever started with a salad.

Iran is reported expected to attack Israel any day, setting off a Middle East war as Ukraine began firing U.S. missiles into Russia. Both Trump and Kamala backers are threatening to riot if they lose. Last night I finally turned off the news and watched a documentary about serial killers in order to relax.

Kamala declined questions today insisting that her campaign is centered around Joy. And by Joy she means the host of The View.

She wasn't much of a Border Czar but Kamala did go to the Mexico border once three-and-a-half years ago. She cut the ribbon at the Grand Opening.

The New York Times and Washington Post ripped Kamala for her plan to institute a price-fixing plan for corporations. They warned that Soviet-style price controls end in disaster, but the Democrats just keep drifting left. In the next James Bond movie, the villain will be a guy who is still using plastic straws.

Donald Trump kept up the persona political attacks on Kamala Harris at his rally Saturday in Pennsylvania. When he went over the top and described Kamala as a communist, I think young Americans had to look it up. Communism sounds good on paper, unless you’re reading a history book.

I heard Kamala propose her program of price and profit controls for the nation. It sounded tough but it was a lot scarier in the original Russian.

Kamala proposes gov't price & profits controls, prompting party leaders to ask if there's still time to change candidates again.

Kamala Harris was assailed by the New York Times, the Washington Post and CNN and MSNBC for her proposal to impose price and profit controls. It really puts comedians in a bind, because young people know nothing about socialism and jokes about socialism aren’t funny unless everybody gets them.

Hillary Clinton heaped abuse on Trump at her convention speech. It felt awkward. I'm no businessman but I spent $534 million less than Hillary did not to become president.

I've watched Kamala rallies and I've watched Trump rallies. Is this a great country or what? For the 2nd straight year we have a choice between Barbie and Oppenheimer.

Trump was circled by bulletproof glass at his outdoor rally today. That's just terrible. Just because Trump backs gun rights doesn't necessarly mean he's going to shoot anybody.

Most nations in this Hemisphere when they overthrow their leader put them up against a firing squad to get rid of them, but not us. We fly them off to Wine Country for 2 weeks.

Kamala Harris’s handlers tried to change the agreed-upon debate rules Monday, demanding that the debate be held sitting down and allowing her to refer to notes. She also wants both mikes hot. And Netflix wants to host the Trump-Kamala debate and call it Orange versus Brown is the New Black.

PBS saluted Kamala Harris for highlighting her bi-racial family background in her convention speech as she laid out her background. Kamala proudly noted her father is Black and her mother is South Asian Indian. During the nationwide city riots in 2020, her father looted her mother's 7-Eleven.

-- Argus Hamilton

Rumor has it that Democrat nominee Harris will write a book on getting into political positions; they're going to call it the Kamala Sutra.

-- Smokin Joe


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Offline Polly Ticks

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2024, 08:27:05 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
Happy Labor Day!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2024, 09:19:14 am »
Mucho Monday morning toon thank-yous, Pookie!


Our current sad reality:





My Monday morning reaction to the above:





And that's all i have for now lol. I avoided social media this weekend...


Enjoy the rest of your Labor Day!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2024, 09:55:57 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 02, 2024, 08:27:05 am
Thanks, Pookie.
Happy Labor Day!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2024, 09:56:54 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the labor day toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2024, 09:58:50 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 02, 2024, 09:19:14 am
Mucho Monday morning toon thank-yous, Pookie!


Our current sad reality:





My Monday morning reaction to the above:





And that's all i have for now lol. I avoided social media this weekend...


Enjoy the rest of your Labor Day!

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2024, 09:59:35 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 02, 2024, 09:56:54 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the labor day toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2024, 10:59:14 am »
   Great Ensemble @pookie18
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2024, 11:22:32 am »
Happy Labor Day, Pookie!!!  I hope you don't have to work today!  And thanks for the Toons, Argus Extras and the quote from @Smokin Joe!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2024, 12:09:14 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 02, 2024, 11:22:32 am
Happy Labor Day, Pookie!!!  I hope you don't have to work today!  And thanks for the Toons, Argus Extras and the quote from @Smokin Joe!!!!

Work?! My pleasure, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2024, 12:38:25 pm »
Thanks, pookie! :laugh:
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2024, 02:18:34 pm »
G'laborday, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2024, 03:26:39 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 02, 2024, 12:38:25 pm
Thanks, pookie! :laugh:

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/2/24
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