Today's Toons 8/12/24

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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)


In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Tim Walz will join Kamala Harris in Detroit today, unless it's too dangerous and then he will stay behind.

Hurricane Debby blasted into Florida’s Great Bend Monday carrying high winds and torrential rainfall and headed for Georgia and the Carolinas. It’s dangerous. Climate Envoy John Kerry is urging everybody in the path of Hurricane Debby to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd home immediately.

Critics in San Francisco say Kamala slept her way to the top. Joe Biden thought he could do the same thing, but when he fell asleep she took over.

Biden's idea to step aside?.A politician willingly gave up world power? Oh yes, and I used to hand you the cocaine after 2 lines, saying that's enough for me, you can have the rest.

Democrats today say Kamala Harris was never the Border Czar. No, she was Boeing's vice president in charge of airplane safety and emergency door maintenance.

The Secret Service is reported set to drop its DEI hiring protocol and is advertising for men with roofing experience.

The Paris 2024 Olympic Committee apologized to anybody offended by the Opening Ceremonies show when trans-genders presented a campy parody of The Last Supper. It set an all-time record for the worst taste in Opening Ceremonies. Congratulations to Paris, you just topped the Hitler Olympics.

The Paris Olympic Committee apologized for the Opening Ceremony show which featured drag queens parodying the painting of Jesus at the Last Supper with his Disciples. They said they've learned a lesson about offensive entertainment. So at the closing ceremony, they're going with blackface.

Doritos honored Joe Biden with his own line of taco chips. It's called Nacho Year.

The Paris Olympics are in full swing in France this week with seven thousand athletes from all over the world competing for the gold, silver and bronze medals. U.S. gold medalists aren't about to waste their achievements when they return home to the U.S. They plan to sell the gold and buy groceries.

Donald Trump addressed huge campaign rallies in West Palm Beach and Minnesota Saturday before announcing plans to return to Butler Pennsylvania for a make-up rally. Trump is returning to where he nearly took a shot to the face. That's like Kamala going back into Mayor Willie Brown's office.

The Olympic Opening Night Ceremony in Paris featured French drag queens reenacting Christ and the Last Supper scene in Michelangelo's famous painting. Christian leaders worldwide were apoplectic. In retrospect, we probably should have let the Nazis keep France as a consolation prize.

The New York Post says immigration is the top concern of 2024 voters. Friday an Iowa tourist went into a New York bookstore and asked the owner if he had Trump's new book on illegal immigration and the owner told him to get out and stay out. That's the one, said the tourist, do you have it in paperback?

President Biden stated he still has goals to attain in his remaining six months in office. It's an ambitious list. In the time he has left, Joe still hopes to reform the Supreme Court, get a Middle East peace deal, wear the same pair of underwear all day, and bomb New Guinea for eating Uncle Bosey.

The New York Times reports the Middle East is on the verge of an all-out war between Israel and Iran and its clients. The Ayatollah ordered Iran's military to send missiles over Iraq into Israel Wednesday after Israel sent a missile over Iraq into Iran. It's the first time Iraq ever celebrated Passover.

Trump announced he will hold another televised rally at the Pennsylvania site where he was shot. Democrats have been asked to drink responsibly.

Why would you pay money to watch an Algerian man beat up a European woman at the Olympics when you can walk around Paris and see that for free?

It's really going to take some balls to win the Women's Boxing gold.

Tonight the Olympics will honor the very first Olympic women's boxing champion in 1984. Her name was Ike Turner.

-- Argus Hamilton

[scottfreitas]

Monday morning madness thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Aside from Google, seems England has their own monopoly (a lose-lose type):




Which is why the only standard the U.K. has is a double one:



If this makes no sense to you, here's a reminder how British law enforcement works:



And just think! If Kamalalala (out to lunch) "wins" this November, we Americans will get a taste of what it's like to be British!

Starting with the Inauguration Day parade...

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Monday morning madness thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Aside from Google, seems England has their own monopoly (a lose-lose type):




Which is why the only standard the U.K. has is a double one:



If this makes no sense to you, here's a reminder how British law enforcement works:



And just think! If Kamalalala (out to lunch) "wins" this November, we Americans will get a taste of what it's like to be British!

Starting with the Inauguration Day parade...

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[Cyber Liberty]

Yaaay!   Monday Toons with Argus Extras!  Thanks, Pookie!!!  Almost as good as morning coffee!

[pookie18]

Yaaay!   Monday Toons with Argus Extras!  Thanks, Pookie!!!  Almost as good as morning coffee!

My pleasure, CL!