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Today's Toons 8/5/24
« on: August 05, 2024, 04:14:45 am »








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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Kamala claims enough delegate votes for the nomination Friday. Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or the Democratic Party how they choose their nominee.

It's like the Walmart greeter has been relieved and replaced by a crazy bag lady.

Didn't Biden call Trump his VP last week? It seems to me if Biden resigns then Trump becomes president.

The San Francisco Chronicle reported that when Kamala was a San Francisco prosecutor, she was the mistress lover of the married Mayor Willie Brown, who helped raise her up through the party ranks. Today she could be our next president. Kamala is an inspiration to side chicks everywhere.

Legendary Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee passed away in Houston at 74. But old Democrats never die they just vote by mail.

Secret Service chief Kimberly Cheatle will go to Congress Monday to answer for not neutralizing the identified sniper at Trump's rally before he fired eight shots. It did not go unnoticed overseas. King Charles just canceled his next trip to the U.S. saying that with his ears, he would be too easy a target.

Kid Rock stormed onstage at the GOP Convention Thursday and delivered a white rap number introducing Donald Trump to the cheering audience in the Wisconsin arena. I wish I could have been backstage to give Trump his opening line. Friends, Milwaukeeans, Countrymen, I lend you my ear.

President Joe Biden was pressured by Barack Obama into stepping aside Thursday after Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer pushed Joe to exit the 2024 ticket. It could get really weird now. Joe risked a party civil war Thursday when he let it be known he will not endorse Vice President Trump.

Kamala Harris emerged as the ideal candidate for today's Democrats. Her Canadian mother is from India, her father a mixed white black Jamaican descendant of slave owners, if you like a candidate who checks all the boxes Kamala checks more boxes than the drug sniffing dogs at Miami Airport

Democrats stage a coup & overthrow their elected nominee in order to save democracy.

After being shot in the ear onstage then standing back up and raising his fist to the crowd, Trump jokes and Chuck Norris jokes are now interchangeable.

Donald Trump gave a great speech to the GOP Convention Thursday laying out his plans to unite America. At the end, thousands of red, white and blue balloons dropped from the ceiling onto the stage. One of the balloons loudly popped and Trump immediately went up another ten points in the polls.

The White House drew fire over Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle's hapless supervision over the security detail tasked to protect Trump. There's widespread suspicion she didn't go all out to protect Trump. When she heard that Biden caught Covid, she said there's another shot that didn't work.

President Biden was flown back to Delaware from Las Vegas Wednesday after being diagnosed with Covid and put on a regimen of anti-viral drug cocktails. The virus brings one upside to the American people. Think of all the little girls that are safe tonight now that Joe has lost his sense of smell.

The DNC canceled a preconvention nomination vote for Joe Biden Tuesday as Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi plotted to try to get Joe off the ticket, even though he's the nominee with all the primary votes. I see their thinking. If the Democrats don't destroy democracy before Trump does, they could lose.

Progressives say it's racist to mispronounce Kamala. Democrats pronounce it Kah-mala, while Republicans pronounce it Im-becile.

Paris on the lookout for terrorists during the Olympics. I called 911 during the women's swimming trials after I spotted a suspicious package.

Kamala was cheered by thousands of supporters in Milwaukee, 10 of them legals.

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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2024, 04:41:58 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2024, 09:08:39 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2024, 09:18:19 am »
Mundane Monday morning thank-yous, Pookie!

As we continue inching forward each day towards the inevitable:




Still, no Covid scare so far. Maybe they could try using the illness that's truly killing us?



And finally--since we'll soon forget about him except in an occasional nightmare--here's a Joe Bidet reminder!




Have a great rest of your day, Sir Pookie! /salute
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2024, 09:31:47 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2024, 09:42:14 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2024, 10:10:07 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on August 05, 2024, 04:41:58 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2024, 10:10:40 am »
Quote from: verga on August 05, 2024, 09:08:39 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2024, 10:17:19 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on August 05, 2024, 09:18:19 am
Mundane Monday morning thank-yous, Pookie!

As we continue inching forward each day towards the inevitable:




Still, no Covid scare so far. Maybe they could try using the illness that's truly killing us?



And finally--since we'll soon forget about him except in an occasional nightmare--here's a Joe Bidet reminder!




Have a great rest of your day, Sir Pookie! /salute

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2024, 10:17:54 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 05, 2024, 09:31:47 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2024, 10:18:25 am »
Quote from: Jimino on August 05, 2024, 09:42:14 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2024, 10:38:37 am »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2024, 01:57:37 pm »
Yaay!  My internet just came back on!  Thanks, Pookie, for the Toons today!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/5/24
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2024, 02:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 05, 2024, 01:57:37 pm
Yaay!  My internet just came back on!  Thanks, Pookie, for the Toons today!

My pleasure, CL!
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