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Today's Toons 7/29/24
« on: July 29, 2024, 04:20:24 am »


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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter T:

(Thank you, Polly Ticks)


In Case You Missed It Dept.:

I woke up this morning to see the White House press corps savaging the Press Secretary and everything she said. It was like Trump had already been elected.

The White House last week kept adding new explanations for Biden's poor debate performance against Trump. It went through three phases. First Joe had a cold, and then he was jet-lagged, and finally you'd be distracted too if there was a dangerous convicted felon standing ten feet away from you.

President Biden endured a tough interview with George Stephanopoulos Friday as he tried to salvage his candidacy. He won over one constituency. Joe's got the comedians on his side after he leaned forward and told Stephanopoulos he's the only candidate who can beat Donald Reagan in 2020.

President Biden declared to a rally in Wisconsin Saturday that he is staying in the presidential race and added that no one is going to push him out. During a Philadelphia radio interview last weekend, Joe Biden referred to himself as a black woman. That was shrewd, now he's impossible to fire.

Polish president praises Biden at NATO summit. They love Joe in Poland because Polish jokes and Biden jokes are interchangeable.

US intel officials say Russia will interfere for Trump. The CIA is at it again. The defense industry just welcomed Disney to the club for making more bombs than Lockheed Martin.

David Axelrod told ABC News Sunday President Biden needs to exit the ticket or he will lose in a landslide to Donald Trump. But having won all the primaries, it would break party rules to unseat Joe. The Democrats may have to destroy our democracy to keep Trump from destroying our democracy.

President Biden hosted a White House meeting Tuesday with Great Britain's new Prime Minister Keir Starmer, just elected Friday. Starmer said Biden was very happy about the Labor Party victory. Not only did Joe call to congratulate him on Friday, he called him 3 times Saturday and 5 times Sunday.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre held a press conference Monday where furious reporters questioned her about the president's mental health. It sounded like Trump was back in office. It wasn't a good idea for Karine to show up for work that day in a white coat looking like a Visiting Angel.

Not saying be worried but the most powerful man in the world with the nuclear launch codes has dementia and mixes up Zelensky and Putin. What could possibly go wrong?

When Jill first met Joe she wanted to screw his brains out so job well done!

Donald Trump spoke to a campaign rally in Florida Tuesday and challenged Biden to a round of golf, offering 10 strokes a side, with the loser paying $1 million to the winner's favorite charity. The White House wisely turned him down. Biden should not participate in any sport that counts strokes.

Barack Obama didn't deny being in league with George Clooney trying to overthrow Joe Biden Thursday. Today when Barack gives a speech he still has to stand behind bulletproof glass, which shows you just how racist America is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.

To commemorate the 35th anniversary of the 1989 opening weekend of Weekend at Bernie's, Joe Biden held a press conference Thursday.

President Biden held a career make-or-break press conference at the Washington Convention Center Thursday. If he failed, Kamala Harris was waiting in the wings. When Kamala ran for president in 2019, she quit before the first primary because she was polling nationwide at 2%, tied with Skim Milk.

President Biden closed the conference of NATO leaders in Washington Thursday with a highly anticipated press conference watched closely for senility. Everyone was hoping he'd be lucid at the lectern onstage. Joe needed a note card to remind him that NATO was not the Green Hornet's sidekick.

I'm facing a long four months at The Comedy Store. The problem with Trump jokes is that Republicans don't think they're funny and Democrats don't think they're jokes.

President Biden told the nation Sunday he spoke with Trump on the phone after the shooting and that they had a productive talk. It was first reported that when Biden heard the news that Donald Trump had been shot that Joe soiled himself, but that report is false. It had nothing to do with the news.

Joe Biden to exit the 2024 ticket but says he plans to remain president of Russia.

Secret Service Director Kim Cheattle has a strict security operations policy. See something, do nothing.

NYC lowers their flags to 1/4 staff to celebrate Trump was almost killed.

Vladimir Putin weighed in on Biden's withdrawal today. Putin said a woman could never be president of Russia because he is not a woman.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Offline Smokin Joe

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2024, 05:10:53 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2024, 07:41:04 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2024, 08:48:49 am »
Mega Monday morning madness thank-yous, Pookie!

Today's theme: TWINS! Separated at birth...




Which at least is a funny topic. Unlike the 2024 Olympics opening ceremonies, which weren't so funny:




Go woke, go broke, they say. I wonder if the Olympics oligarchs will suffer financially for what they've done...

...AS. IF.

:/

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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2024, 09:20:11 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2024, 09:59:12 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 29, 2024, 05:10:53 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2024, 09:59:43 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on July 29, 2024, 07:41:04 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2024, 10:02:18 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on July 29, 2024, 08:48:49 am
Mega Monday morning madness thank-yous, Pookie!

Today's theme: TWINS! Separated at birth...




Which at least is a funny topic. Unlike the 2024 Olympics opening ceremonies, which weren't so funny:




Go woke, go broke, they say. I wonder if the Olympics oligarchs will suffer financially for what they've done...

...AS. IF.

:/

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2024, 10:02:55 am »
Quote from: Jimino on July 29, 2024, 09:20:11 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2024, 04:47:39 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2024, 05:10:38 pm »
 :rolling:

Thank you Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2024, 05:43:30 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2024, 06:23:44 am »
Quote from: verga on July 29, 2024, 04:47:39 pm
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2024, 06:24:28 am »
Quote from: MeganC on July 29, 2024, 05:10:38 pm
:rolling:

Thank you Pookie!

My pleasure & nice headstand, MeganC!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/29/24
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2024, 06:25:03 am »
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