(Satire) Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change
Heartland Author
July 8, 2024
By The Babylon Bee
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA — Several members of the household staff of Gerald C. Pennyworth IV report that their employer, a white liberal, was recently rendered “extremely put-out” after he chanced to look out the window of his private jet and saw a number of cows causing climate change.
According to sources, Pennyworth began raving about how cows and cow farmers seemed to be set on destroying our planet while storming up and down the aisle of his private airplane, which was burning about 11 gallons of jet fuel a minute.
“It really unnerved him,” said Spencer, Pennyworth’s private butler. “He started ranting about how all of the cow-produced methane was contributing to global warming, and we really were only able to calm him down by having him look at pictures of his sports car collection and promising him a bison burger when his private jet touched down.”
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