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Today's Toons 7/15/24
« on: July 15, 2024, 04:18:22 am »
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President Biden broke on to the airwaves Saturday to solemnly announce that Vladimir Putin's been shot in Pennsylvania.

There's word of a second sniper that got away. Only description was she was wearing a pink pants suit.

Some people say there's going to be a 2nd debate and they've already picked out Biden's urn.

Bill Clinton came riding out of yesteryear to Joe Biden's rescue Sunday to urge the Democrats to stay the course with Biden in this race and Barack Obama quickly concurred. The next morning, Nancy Pelosi explained on CNN that Joe simply had one bad night. Yes, and so did the Titanic and O.J.

On the bright side, Biden's debate performance was an official act. So he can't go to jail for it.

NBC News reported Democrats were thinking of asking Joe to exit the ticket and throw open the presidential nomination to the Democratic convention in Chicago. That may be jumping the gun. Joe will do fine in the next debate if they'll change the rules and turn off the mike when it's his turn to speak.

President Biden raised a few angry eyebrows among liberal Democrats while discussing illegal immigration during the debate Thursday night when Joe described the migrants as illegal aliens. President Biden discussed how women got raped by their in-laws. In fairness he was thinking of Hunter.

President Biden launched a public relations campaign Monday to rally supporters following his debate disaster. Joe and Jill posed for magazine photo-shoots at their home to help launch the Biden counter-offensive. This month Jill is on the cover of Vogue, while Joe made the cover of Morgue.

Donald Trump said he'll accept the results of an honest election while adding that his campaign is training poll watchers nationwide. Both parties are hoping for an honest count from the voting machines. I just installed Dominion software onto my Facebook page and now I have 81 million friends.

The White House faced a barrage of questions in Tuesday's press conference by reporters asking if President Biden will step down from the ticket or the presidency. Americans need to get this straight, Joe Biden isn't going anywhere. Jill Biden just super-glued him to his chair in the Oval Office.

Democrats discussing going to Kamala, saying any other choice would be racist. Kamala Harris is the first Indo-Jamaican ever to be elected African-American.

Instead of killing millions of chickens because of bird flu, couldn't we just lock them down in the coop for 2 weeks to flatten the curve?

The Journal on Sex Research last week published a study on the benefits of sex in the male aging process. The study concluded if a man has sex at least once a week, it greatly reduces his chances of slipping into cognitive decline and dementia. If that's true, then Jill Biden needs to step up her game.

Walt Disney began streaming the new Star Wars adventure called The Acolyte that is replete with gay overtones. The studio is being accused of trying to indoctrinate kids with the progressive gay agenda. Next year Disney will release an animated movie about a transgender whale, called Maybe Dick.

I can assure college kids one thing about communism. It's the diet plan that really works.

The pressure on Joe Biden to drop out is getting a little over the top. He walked into a reception today and the Marine Band played Stairway to Heaven.

The CDC reported the 4th human case of Bird Flu in the US today. President Biden heard the news and ordered the bombing of the Canary Islands.

Joe told Philly radio he's proud to be our first black woman vice president. We all knew he was darkening his skin with tanning spray but this is the first we've heard he's transitioning.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre conceded Biden's poor debate performance to reporters Tuesday, repeating it was a bad night. She added the president had caught a cold but was not taking any cold medication. You can't make it up, the week Biden gets a cold, Trump gets immunity.

Today's polling has Trump at 49% and Biden at 43%, prompting Trump to call for a cognitive test for the 43%.

Biden's family urges him to remain in the race. The family that showers together stays together.

The difference between the Covid vaccine and the Supreme Court decision is it the Supreme Court can actually give you immunity.

-- Argus Hamilton



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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2024, 08:08:13 am »
Many MAGA Monday morning thanks, Pookie!

I was gone on vacation for a week--West Yellowstone, it was great!--but now I'm back and about to get caught up on a week's worth of Pookie-ness I missed! ;D


Meanwhile, we all know what happened recently. What else is there to meme about?





Suuure, Barry... :/




Hey, Hillary... as Forrest Gump famously noted, "It happens."




The above paints a stark contrast between our two Presidential candidates.

Me, I'm still just thankful to God that the Demoncrats didn't get their wish: to see half of President Trump's head disappear in a spray of blood and bone, live on national television, for them to lovingly replay frame-by-frame for decades to come.

See you tomorrow, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2024, 08:46:35 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2024, 09:35:26 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2024, 10:12:22 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on July 15, 2024, 08:08:13 am
Many MAGA Monday morning thanks, Pookie!

I was gone on vacation for a week--West Yellowstone, it was great!--but now I'm back and about to get caught up on a week's worth of Pookie-ness I missed! ;D


Meanwhile, we all know what happened recently. What else is there to meme about?





Suuure, Barry... :/




Hey, Hillary... as Forrest Gump famously noted, "It happens."




The above paints a stark contrast between our two Presidential candidates.

Me, I'm still just thankful to God that the Demoncrats didn't get their wish: to see half of President Trump's head disappear in a spray of blood and bone, live on national television, for them to lovingly replay frame-by-frame for decades to come.

See you tomorrow, Pookie!

My pleasure & welcome back, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2024, 10:12:50 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on July 15, 2024, 08:46:35 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2024, 10:13:23 am »
Quote from: Jimino on July 15, 2024, 09:35:26 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2024, 12:05:05 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2024, 12:48:11 pm »
Thank Goodness it's Monday!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you had a great weekend!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2024, 02:12:46 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2024, 02:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on July 15, 2024, 12:48:11 pm
Thank Goodness it's Monday!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I hope you had a great weekend!!

You're welcome, as always & thanks, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2024, 06:56:33 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/15/24
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2024, 06:36:39 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 15, 2024, 06:56:33 pm
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!
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