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Offline rangerrebew

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Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
« on: June 11, 2024, 12:39:21 pm »
Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
10 Comments / By Alec Johnson / June 10, 2024

Oh lord. Being a writer for WokeSpy can make a person spiral into confusion. Are we writing about something real, about a parody, or about a parody of a parody?

It’s 2024, which means we have to ask if the president of the United States pooped his pants or not. As much as it irritates the woke media, it is (sadly) a legitimate question.

On the 80th anniversary of D-Day, the massive Allied invasion of Normandy during WWII, President Joe Biden joined other leaders to pay tribute to the soldiers who fought and died.

Unfortunately, Biden’s advanced age and difficulty was quite evident during the ceremony. When it came time to sit down on the stage, the president bent forward and appeared to be half-squatting for several seconds. He gave the appearance of not knowing where he was, and not knowing whether he was supposed to sit.

https://wokespy.com/fact-checkers-assemble-to-assure-american-public-biden-didnt-poop-his-pants/
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Re: Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2024, 12:49:22 pm »
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They did not deny that Biden may have sharted his pants.

Remember, many of these guys are lawyers.  They parse words all the way down with the original meaning of their roots.  They are sorcerers and alchemists of language and logic.

No matter how many times they talk about glasses of water, remember that your ordered a cheeseburger.  Keep your eye on the cheeseburger.  They use talk of water glasses to deflect and distract you from the fact that they are taking way too long to make your cheeseburger.

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Re: Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2024, 12:54:04 pm »
I'm curious as to just how these 'fact checkers' democrat shills would know that Biden didn't shart himself...because dr Jill and those in the Bidet administration told them? So then what was the reason for hustling Joe out in the middle of a ceremony for all our brave soldiers that gave their lives.........did he tell mommy dr Jill he was bored and wanted to go home? (yeah I could see that)
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Re: Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2024, 12:55:01 pm »
Wasn’t it the queen or Prince Charles wife that said that, while he was greeting them, he cracked one out real loud?


OK, I found the story

https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/amp/
« Last Edit: June 11, 2024, 12:55:59 pm by LMAO »
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Re: Fact Checkers Assemble to Assure American Public Biden Didn’t Poop His Pants
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2024, 03:22:35 pm »
Yeah, keep obsessing over this, that's a sure way to win elections.
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