I even contemplated buying a scooter awhile back, but too many storms and rain in our rainy season and now my balance isn't what it used to be.
For the price of a Tesla, you can buy a full dress Harley. Not up for that, there are the Can-Am three-wheelers (more stable than a sidecar rig). With your change, you can buy the finest boots, leathers, and helmet, fuel, and party for a year. Just saying. That is just one of many ICE options available. Well cared for, your ride will hold most of its value, and you'll meet some fine folks on the road.
As for EVs, there are some 200 (two hundred) licensed in North Dakota, compared to 35,756 motorcycles, and over 230,000 other vehicles.
I don't see EVs taking over any time soon.