Who is Taylor Swift?
She is the head of a vast conspiracy involving the FBI, CIA, DEI, KGB, BLM, NFL, and last but not least the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge. it is one of most sinister and nefarious plots in the history of the country...nay, the world to make people vote for Joe Biden. Or so I've heard from many absolutely not-crazy

people on the right.
I'm so mad that Swift would do something like that.
