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State University's Welcome Bundle Beckons Freshmen to Have Group Sex

By Alex Parker
August 28, 2023

The query is famed: "Can't we all just get along?" A follow-up question might be, "A long what?" At North Carolina State University, among other potential indecent answers, one may be "A long session of group groping." Via a welcome packet, the school has invited freshman to get along coitally and in crowds.

In reply to a recent post by the NC State University Facebook account, one user inquired thusly:

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    "A friend was moving in their child this week. Why was NCSU handing out these 'sex kits?'"

Accompanying the comment: a photo of supplied swag from the official NC State University Wolfpack Wellness gift bag. The beginner bundle is labeled "Building a Thriving Pack," but NC State may want to add to the end an "-age." Included:

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        Feminine Care wipes for body, face, and "intimate parts"
        Durex Extra Sensitive Thin condoms
        A game called "S.M.A.S.H."

As for that last item, a card instructs as follows:

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Fill in the spots below. Leave one spot for your partner to fill in. Have your partner draw a spiral in the box provided. Say "stop" when you are feeling lucky! ... When you land on an item, cross it off. The last one left in each category will help give you a glimpse into what your next sexcapade will entail. :)

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Source:  https://redstate.com/alexparker/2023/08/28/state-universitys-welcome-packet-invites-students-to-have-group-sex-n2163125

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Re: State University's Welcome Bundle Beckons Freshmen to Have Group Sex
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2023, 04:38:27 pm »
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Re: State University's Welcome Bundle Beckons Freshmen to Have Group Sex
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2023, 04:58:20 pm »
Pre-K through? Sex "education". Can't read, can't write, can't do math...

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Re: State University's Welcome Bundle Beckons Freshmen to Have Group Sex
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2023, 05:06:56 pm »
State university, as in public taxpayer dollars paid for this?  It's comforting to see PDR of Taxachusetts isn't the only state dealing with looney lefties.

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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2023, 05:11:36 pm »
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Re: State University's Welcome Bundle Beckons Freshmen to Have Group Sex
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2023, 09:33:06 pm »
"Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll !!!"

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