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10 Texas Commandments
« on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 09:01 am »
A little levity for my fellow Texans...



A government big enough to give you everything you want
is a government big enough to take away everything you have.




Any government that can silence its critics
has a license for any kind of atrocity.
(RFK, Jr., September 2024)


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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 09:19 am »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 09:51 am »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 10:06 am »
12. Public Air Guitar of any ZZ Top tune is not only acceptable, but encouraged. 
13. Every male shall have at least one firearm in his home ready for quick retrieval and use.
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 10:11 am »
Don't mess with TX!!  Ya gotta love our TX Briefers!!  3333hugs
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

Romans 12:16-18

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 10:29 am »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!

This has been an on going debate.  I'd never make it in TX. I always put beans of some sort in my chili -- it gives it the extra 'umph' in my opinion.  To bean or not to bean???  If you're from TX -- I've learned it's a no-no.

Whether you fall in the beans or no beans camp, chili is one of the most satisfying ways to feed a hungry crowd. Especially when served with a hunk of cornbread on the side. Or is it Saltine crackers? That's a debate for another day…

....So cornbread or crackers?

I do both.  Oyster crackers inside the chili and cornbread on the side.  :shrug:

https://www.southernliving.com/food/dish/chili/chili-recipe-debate-with-or-no-beans

Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

Romans 12:16-18

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 10:31 am »
13. Every male shall have at least one firearm in his home ready for quick retrieval and use.

#13 should be mandated in every state.  But just males?  I'd say every male AND female...
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

Romans 12:16-18

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #8 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 10:47 am »
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

Romans 12:16-18

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #9 on: Sunday, Aug 27, 2023 12:22 pm »
#13 should be mandated in every state.  But just males? I'd say every male AND female...
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