A friend of mine got a DUI on a mule.
He told the Judge the mule was sober, and it knew how to get home.
Unfortunately, the judge would not accept that.
This one was out at the Hilltop, which, to this day still has hitching posts... The horse had to get across the highway, travel less than a quarter mile in the ditch, and then peel off onto a trail. the rest of the way , nearly 5 miles, was all trail, going up into the holler. He never got caught. after his DL was suspended.
Come to think of it, he came into town in his hay truck once in a while- I saw him at the elevators and the ranch store... shortly after that time period... maybe during... I wonder if he had his license back...
Not that it matters. cops never stop a 2 1/2T hay truck anyway.