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Woman, 87, fights off home invader then feeds him ‘peanut butter and crackers’ in kitchen

By Allie Griffin
August 3, 2023

An 87-year-old retired teacher in Maine fought off a home invader — then fed him snacks in her kitchen before calling police last week, according to local reports.

Marjorie Perkins was asleep in bed in her Brunswick home when she was awoken at 2 a.m. to the terrifying sight of a person looming above her.

“I woke up to see a male standing over me by my bed, telling me he was going to cut me,” Perkins told News Center Maine.

The quick-thinking woman, who lives alone, said she quickly got out of bed and put on shoes to be ready to defend herself.

“I thought to myself, ‘If he’s going to cut, I’m going to kick.’ So I jumped into my shoes,” she told the Times Record.

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“He said he was awfully hungry and hadn’t had anything to eat for quite a while,” she told the newspaper. “And I said, ‘Well, here’s a box of peanut butter and honey crackers. You can have that whole box.’ I gave him two containers of Ensure and I gave him two tangerines.”

While the intruder snacked in her kitchen, Perskins dialed 911 on her rotary phone “as fast as [she] could,” she said.

The teenager left before cops arrived, but a police dog was able to track him down a few blocks away, where he was staying.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2023/08/03/maine-woman-marjorie-perkins-fights-off-home-invader-feeds-him-peanut-butter-and-crackers-in-kitchen/
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Rotary phone?   

Well bless her heart.
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Rotary phone?   

Well bless her heart.

Probably one of the original AT&T phones.
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A rotary phone, peanut butter and crackers - a woman after my own heart. God bless her!
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Rotary phone?   

Well bless her heart.
The teen probably hadn't a clue she was calling the police, having never seen a rotary phone or heard the sound of one being dialed in his life :silly: :silly:

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A rotary phone, peanut butter and crackers - a woman after my own heart. God bless her!

And if she were on a party line it would be a trifecta.
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And if she were on a party line it would be a trifecta.

Back in the day, we evidently were rich enough to not have a party line.  But we sure did miss out on a bunch of entertainment if'n we would have had one!
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Back in the day, we evidently were rich enough to not have a party line.  But we sure did miss out on a bunch of entertainment if'n we would have had one!

We were on a party line when we lived in NW Colorado when I was in high school. People in the town made a fair chunk of change guiding out of state hunters. I picked up the phone one day and a guy was talking to his wife. He said I shot a cow today. She said I thought you went elk hunting?  I couldn't stop from laughing out loud.
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We were on a party line when we lived in NW Colorado when I was in high school. People in the town made a fair chunk of change guiding out of state hunters. I picked up the phone one day and a guy was talking to his wife. He said I shot a cow today. She said I thought you went elk hunting?  I couldn't stop from laughing out loud.

Well, in small town midwestern usa all we heard was gossip.
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Back in the day, we evidently were rich enough to not have a party line.  But we sure did miss out on a bunch of entertainment if'n we would have had one!

I was in the Army before I got a phone that wasn't on a party line. Most of the time, eight parties.
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I was in the Army before I got a phone that wasn't on a party line. Most of the time, eight parties.

8?  man that is huge.   4 was max in our burg.
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8?  man that is huge.   4 was max in our burg.

I was raised very far out in the stick and there is a river between us and town.
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I was raised very far out in the sticks and there is a river between us and town.

Nice.  Jerimiah Johnson
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No, but pretty darn close at times.
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No, but pretty darn close at times.

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Wow, Marjorie looks really good for 87.  And she obviously still has all her wits about her.


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That ain't a bad thing Brother.  Not a bad thing at all.

I loved every minute of it!
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