I went to the Urologist today for my yearly to keep my ol Lady Happy. The first thing he says is you've avoided giving me a Urine Sample for 3 years, Are you doing Dope? I assured him I was not as I cleanup before I get here for you to fondle me and oftentimes pee in the shower, He said Thank You and Bend Over.
I didn't give him a Urine Sample today, either.
I'm cleared for medical weed. Never use the stuff really, but if I happen past a nice contact high, or happen to take a toke or two with a lady friend (which dang near happened yesterday), I don't have to worry about it showing up.
I can also eat all the poppy seed muffins I want, once the salt restrictions pass...
