Not a single report mentioned that every single one of them was likely injected with millions of toxic spike proteins that are known to cause sudden “unexplainable” cardiac arrest or stroke.

This is a great example of why I

at "Natural News" as a "news" source. The
AstraZeneca Covid vaccine - not authorized for use in the US, but used in the UK and many other nations - does not contain "spike proteins".
Do a little research and learn how that vaccine works! The
Johnson & Johnson Covid vaccine does not contain "spike proteins".
Do a little research and learn how that vaccine works! The
Moderna Covid vaccine does not contain "spike proteins".
Do a little research and learn how that vaccine works! The
Pfizer Covid vaccine does not contain "spike proteins".
Do a little research and learn how that vaccine works! 
Did "Natural News" name the 27 comedians? Did "Natural News" provide evidence the CDC paid them to promote Covid vaccines? Did "Natural News" prove they actually died? Did "Natural News" prove none of those who "died suddenly" did not in reality die of long-term illness, car accident injury, or gunshot wound(s)?

Not even water or getting out of bed in the morning is zero risk, but well over 230 million Americans have been fully vaccinated with a Covid vaccine. If
The Vaccine is as deadly as anti-Covid-vaxxers want to believe, where are the millions of "extra" dead bodies?
In things I see every day or week:* Why is attendance at my church now higher than before Covid (plus however many are still online-only)? Why has my church had to add an extra service from what it was doing pre-Covid?
* How are my morning and evening commutes back to what they were pre-Covid?
* How is it that my large computer company employer has more employees than pre-Covid, with pre-Covid normal turn-over among existing employees (Obama was POTUS when I started there, so I saw several years of pre-Covid employee turn-over)?
* How is it that participation at running events -in local and in major national and international events - is back to pre-Covid numbers, runners and volunteers? How is it that at events I had done in pre-Covid years and in FB posts I see all of the friends I met pre-Covid.
Whether at the national level or in my daily/weekly experience, the bodies are missing, because they don't exist. The entire
vaccine-injury-deaths and
"Died Suddenly" narrative is male bovine manure.
On a personal level, I'm now 2 years post full-vaccination, and am "supposed to" die in the next year, per the claim linked in my signature,

. I'm so "sickly" that I've done the events and distances enumerated in my signature and will be doing a 10K next Sunday.
ETA: While the point of these articles is that Covid is "over", they also show the gaping hole in the
Covid vaccines are deadly claim:
https://www.outkick.com/covid-is-truly-over-air-traffic-exceeds-2019-levels/https://www.wsj.com/articles/cruise-vacations-oversold-crowds-808349f1 (Sorry for the paywall)
If
The Vaccine is deadly, how are there people to fill airlines' seats and cruise ships' berths? Speaking again from
last week's personal observation, why was Disney's resort on Oahu full? Why was there a line for every ferry out to the USS Arizona Memorial and the boats still run on their every 15 minutes schedule?