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How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« on: January 19, 2023, 08:47:56 pm »


Researchers used advanced computer modeling to simulate a nuclear explosion They wanted to see how an intercontinental ballistic missile would impact the buildings Windows, corridors, and doors are the places to avoid while taking shelter....

https://www.ibtimes.com/how-survive-nuclear-attack-experts-suggest-you-should-avoid-these-locations-3658230
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2023, 08:59:34 pm »
Bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your a** goodbye...
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2023, 09:02:57 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on January 19, 2023, 08:59:34 pm
Bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your a** goodbye...

That's my advice although you won't survive...lol
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2023, 09:10:40 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 19, 2023, 09:02:57 pm
That's my advice although you won't survive...lol

I would have hidden under your desk anytime.
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2023, 09:10:53 pm »
When did those silly exercises end?  I started First Grade in 1963, and have no recollection of crawling under a desk like that.
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2023, 09:14:17 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 19, 2023, 09:10:53 pm
When did those silly exercises end?  I started First Grade in 1963, and have no recollection of crawling under a desk like that.

We did it in 1961 as part of a Civilian Defense drill.  I might have been the last of a generation to "Duck and Cover"
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2023, 09:16:19 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 19, 2023, 09:10:53 pm
When did those silly exercises end?  I started First Grade in 1963, and have no recollection of crawling under a desk like that.

I never experienced it at all that I recall...My father was USAF and we lived overseas most of the 50's and went to schools on the bases...I sure don't remember doing it.
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2023, 09:19:07 pm »
From the article

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"The most dangerous critical indoor locations to avoid are the windows, the corridors, and the doors," lead author Dr. Ioannis Kokkinakis from the University of Nicosia said in a media release. "People should stay away from these locations and immediately take shelter. Even in the front room facing the explosion, one can be safe from the high airspeeds if positioned at the corners of the wall facing the blast."

Almost sounds like instructions if a tornado is nearby... :whistle:
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2023, 09:21:07 pm »
can you guys see me yet?
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2023, 09:22:04 pm »
Quote from: RaceBannon on January 19, 2023, 09:21:07 pm
can you guys see me yet?

You betcha!....
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2023, 09:22:29 pm »
Thanks for letting me back in

I left TOS again...this time for good as a posting member. Headlines are good but there really are many racist types on there now.

Quote from: mystery-ak on January 19, 2023, 09:19:07 pm
From the article

Almost sounds like instructions if a tornado is nearby... :whistle:
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2023, 09:22:37 pm »
If you wear a mask and get a vaccine you will not get nuked and neither will your neighbors...
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2023, 09:23:43 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on January 19, 2023, 09:22:37 pm
If you wear a mask and get a vaccine you will not get nuked and neither will your neighbors...

They have a vaccine for a nuclear attack?...we need to get one............./s
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2023, 09:24:59 pm »
Quote from: RaceBannon on January 19, 2023, 09:22:29 pm
Thanks for letting me back in

I left TOS again...this time for good as a posting member. Headlines are good but there really are many racist types on there now.

Glad to have you back...
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2023, 09:28:27 pm »
RaceBannon, there's a name I haven't heard for awhile...
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2023, 09:29:01 pm »
Quote from: RaceBannon on January 19, 2023, 09:23:58 pm
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

That's cool...I survived the nuclear attack on Chicago..but 35k didn't
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2023, 09:52:45 pm »
Climb into a lead lined refrigerator.
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2023, 12:11:04 am »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 19, 2023, 09:10:53 pm
When did those silly exercises end?  I started First Grade in 1963, and have no recollection of crawling under a desk like that.
Dunno, but we were doing it when I was in 1st and 2nd grade, (School about 25 miles from the D.C. line, back in '61-'63).
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2023, 12:21:06 am »
Quote from: RaceBannon on January 19, 2023, 09:23:58 pm
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
It's cute and all that, but does not allow for a first strike (preemptive strike) simulation on current missile fields or bases.
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Re: How To Survive A Nuclear Attack
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2023, 12:22:01 am »
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