Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 477140 times)

240B · « **Reply #1552 on:** 02:44 pm »

Yep. More than that, you can pull up at a red light in the wrong lane and the next thing you know you are on a road trip to visit cousin Eddie. And all you want is to get back to where you were. If you are not careful, some lanes force you to an on-ramp.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1553 on:** 03:46 pm »

Quote from: 240B on 02:44 pm

Yep. More than that, you can pull up at a red light in the wrong lane and the next thing you know you are on a road trip to visit cousin Eddie. And all you want is to get back to where you were. If you are not careful, some lanes force you to an on-ramp.

@240B

Seems to me like a GPS receiver would almost be mandatory there.

Providing,of course,you were able to change lanes in time and did not get cut off.

240B · « **Reply #1554 on:** 04:00 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on 03:46 pm

@240B

Seems to me like a GPS receiver would almost be mandatory there.

Providing,of course,you were able to change lanes in time and did not get cut off.

@sneakypete
Did not know I was in a right only lane until I was actually at the red light. And it took me straight to an on-ramp. No time to change lanes. I hear this is not unusual in the Texas road systems statewide. Kind of a known problem, and has caused lots of accidents.

corbe · « **Reply #1555 on:** 04:28 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1556 on:** 04:37 pm »

Can relate
Everyone got their vice

I have at least a dozen abandoned projects with an investment in all of them.
See something on TV or internet and think, 'I want to do that!'
A month later, I'm on to something else.

corbe · « **Reply #1557 on:** 06:17 pm »

My dope habit back then would compare. Now I visualize the project to see what I can recycle from being the recipient of people that can't seem to throw $hit away, I reply "sure I'll take it". I incorporate that into the project and I'm off to a great start. Needless to say, I have enough improvements around here to last me this year and it will cost me little, money wise. If I complete them, I'm resourceful if I don't, I'm lazy.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1558 on:** 05:08 am »

catfish1957 · « **Reply #1559 on:** 05:20 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on 05:08 am

Would be a hoot if they labeled just above that feature...

"Acrophobia Treatment Center"

Kamaji · « **Reply #1560 on:** 05:51 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1561 on:** 05:51 am »

sneakypete · « **Reply #1562 on:** 07:39 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on 05:08 am

@Kamaji

Looks like a coat rack,but it's going to be kinda awkward to hang your coat on it.

Maybe that will be the job given to employees close to retirement?

240B · « **Reply #1563 on:** 07:50 am »

Quote from: catfish1957 on 05:20 am

Would be a hoot if they labeled just above that feature...

"Acrophobia Treatment Center"

What makes it so much cooler is 'no hand rails'.

240B · « **Reply #1564 on:** 10:50 am »

corbe · « **Reply #1565 on:** 11:40 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1566 on:** 12:32 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1567 on:** 03:08 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1568 on:** 04:00 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1569 on:** 02:56 am »

240B · « **Reply #1570 on:** 03:18 am »

240B · « **Reply #1571 on:** 03:53 am »

This woman reminds me of me.
She wild - meme

240B · « **Reply #1572 on:** 04:16 am »

240B · « **Reply #1573 on:** 06:10 am »

The Friend Zone is when you get to take her out to eat and to movies.
You get to take her shopping and fix her car and things around her place.
You can still mow her lawn and rake leaves!
But, she's never going to have sex with you.

240B · « **Reply #1574 on:** 07:41 am »

Carrie spoke and wrote about all the drug/alcohol sex parties she was involved in.
Apparently, making Star Wars was a nonstop Hollywood drug/sex party and she loved it.
In and out of rehab, near overdoses, died early at 60 years old.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1575 on:** 08:25 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1576 on:** 08:27 am »

240B · « **Reply #1577 on:** 08:35 am »

Truth is more funny
Guilty as charged

Kamaji · « **Reply #1578 on:** 11:29 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1579 on:** 11:34 am »

How much difference a single letter can make:

Kamaji · « **Reply #1580 on:** 11:35 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1581 on:** 11:36 am »

sneakypete · « **Reply #1582 on:** 02:35 pm »

Quote from: 240B on 03:53 am

This woman reminds me of me.

This serves to remind any of you guys who may feel sorry for yourselves because you don't have a steady woman,you COULD be married to her.

Think about it for a minute.