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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4300 on: September 01, 2023, 08:39:13 pm »
Backing into parking spots is REQUIRED on oilfield locations.

Imagine the cluster f*ck that would happen if something bad was going down (emergency evacuation of the pad) if people had to back out before driving away.

From there, it gets to be a habit, or at least a common option.

But, now that you mention it... :tongue2:

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BAH!!

Y'all just too lazy to shift your ass around to peek to see if everything is clear.

Probably too scared to pull a muscle!!    :silly:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4301 on: September 01, 2023, 09:12:15 pm »
@Smokin Joe

BAH!!

Y'all just too lazy to shift your ass around to peek to see if everything is clear.

Probably too scared to pull a muscle!!    :silly:
Keep in mind that there will be a dozen vehicles competing for the lane to get off location. This isn't like leaving the Food Lion.

When the view out your back window looks like this:



you don't want to be backing toward it to turn around, you want to be crossing the cattle guard and gaining distance.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4302 on: September 01, 2023, 11:12:41 pm »
I've only been on location for one blowout.  It was wintertime and I was in the dog house, which happened to have ONE entrance/exit that faced the drill floor.  The electric heaters were going full blast in there and the crew was out and about the rig doing whatever.  I heard what sounded like hail on the roof of the dog house, so I looked out and there was drilling mud and cuttings blowing over the crown.  I ran out of there as fast as I could and ran up the side of a hill with the drillers dog by my side...lol.  As I looked down at the rig, gas was screaming over the derrick.  Fortunately there was a mist of water with the gas or I'm sure the gas would have been ignited by the heaters and I would have been cooked in there.  A day later or so, we finally got the blowout preventer closed and the well killed.  It happened so incredibly fast and we weren't prepared for it, since this formation didn't produce close by.  I'm grateful to God that he spared me that day.  @Smokin Joe
Well, that wasn't one of mine. We've come close a couple of times down the years, but always managed to get the BOPs shut and bleed off the kick, sometimes with spectacular flares.
One in Wyoming took 13.8 mud to kill. That was an interesting week, the polymer mud turned to jello, we were taking kicks up a channel in the annulus, and had to sneak our mud weight up over a pound more than the office said would be too much. The next week was spent fishing 13,500 ft. of pipe and BHA out of the hole.

Then, we tripped in, cleaned the hole, and went back to drilling, albeit slower with the heavy mud.

The operator didn't listen, tried to produce the wrong formation, and P&A'd the well, which is why I know there's an unconventional field just waiting to be tapped. The same zone, albeit without tectonic fracturing near the wellbore is all over that area, and the conventional wisdom at the time was that it could not be produced. There has been a lot of drilling and fraccing progress since then.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4303 on: September 02, 2023, 06:05:20 pm »
I lol'd at this
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4304 on: September 02, 2023, 10:16:14 pm »
   I've never turned a Woman over. 
   Now that seems Academic, @240B 
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4305 on: September 03, 2023, 07:39:45 am »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4307 on: September 03, 2023, 10:22:10 am »


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4308 on: September 03, 2023, 03:04:17 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4309 on: September 03, 2023, 10:21:22 pm »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4310 on: September 05, 2023, 02:20:58 am »

Jeez man really. I really thought you would say
bleep THIS ...I AM SCEWD
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4311 on: September 05, 2023, 02:25:28 am »
This is a formal request, please.
I would like, be receptive of, a dram of rum.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4312 on: September 05, 2023, 02:46:42 am »
This is a formal request, please.
I would like, be receptive of, a dram of rum.
They're like potato chips. Hard to just have one... :shrug:
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4313 on: September 05, 2023, 08:14:45 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4314 on: September 05, 2023, 08:31:05 am »


That, or the protection simply failed.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4315 on: September 05, 2023, 11:02:56 am »
They're like potato chips. Hard to just have one... :shrug:
I am a Navy guy. A dram of rum is how I get paid.
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4316 on: September 05, 2023, 03:58:13 pm »
I am a Navy guy. A dram of rum is how I get paid.
Beats the other two of the Royal Navy triad... :shrug:
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4317 on: September 05, 2023, 04:31:50 pm »
I am a Navy guy. A dram of rum is how I get paid.


My Navy dad always sang that they got paid in jolly, jolly sixpence.
One pence to spend, one pence to lend and one pence to send home to their wife. :shrug: happy77

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4318 on: September 05, 2023, 05:43:11 pm »

My Navy dad always sang that they got paid in jolly, jolly sixpence.
One pence to spend, one pence to lend and one pence to send home to their wife. :shrug: happy77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgMPjePWqI
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4319 on: September 05, 2023, 06:25:03 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw


I have actually sung this on a ship making way
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #4320 on: September 05, 2023, 06:30:26 pm »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4321 on: September 06, 2023, 04:49:29 pm »
I have actually sung this on a ship making way
You get used to the rhythm of the ocean. This song captures it. It really is 'way hey' (that's the dip) and then 'up she rises early in the morning'. The 'up she rises' is the most important part of the whole adventure.
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #4322 on: September 06, 2023, 04:51:05 pm »
You get used to the rhythm of the ocean. This song captures it. It really is 'way hey' (that's the dip) and then 'up she rises early in the morning'. The 'up she rises' is the most important part of the whole adventure.
Yeah. And  it takes a while to get your 'land legs' back when you get to shore...
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« Reply #4324 on: September 06, 2023, 05:35:27 pm »
I went to the signal deck. We were in the Bass Straits on the way to Tasmania. Terrible storm. Getting soaked at the highest level on the ship. We were getting pummeled. Way hey and I hope we make it. The storm wind was in our face.

There was an old chief smoking on deck. I approached him and asked, We are plowing through this stuff, what did the early sailors do to get past this? He looked at me and said ... Well ...

They would either be sunk ... Or they would be hauling ass in the wrong direction.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists