Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 242980 times)

240B · « **Reply #1552 on:** March 22, 2023, 06:44:29 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on March 21, 2023, 08:16:39 am

Yep. More than that, you can pull up at a red light in the wrong lane and the next thing you know you are on a road trip to visit cousin Eddie. And all you want is to get back to where you were. If you are not careful, some lanes force you to an on-ramp.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1553 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:46:59 pm »

Quote from: 240B on March 22, 2023, 06:44:29 pm

Yep. More than that, you can pull up at a red light in the wrong lane and the next thing you know you are on a road trip to visit cousin Eddie. And all you want is to get back to where you were. If you are not careful, some lanes force you to an on-ramp.

@240B

Seems to me like a GPS receiver would almost be mandatory there.

Providing,of course,you were able to change lanes in time and did not get cut off.

240B · « **Reply #1554 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:00:42 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on March 22, 2023, 07:46:59 pm

@240B

Seems to me like a GPS receiver would almost be mandatory there.

Providing,of course,you were able to change lanes in time and did not get cut off.

@sneakypete
Did not know I was in a right only lane until I was actually at the red light. And it took me straight to an on-ramp. No time to change lanes. I hear this is not unusual in the Texas road systems statewide. Kind of a known problem, and has caused lots of accidents.

corbe · « **Reply #1555 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:28:39 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1556 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:37:37 pm »

Can relate
Everyone got their vice

I have at least a dozen abandoned projects with an investment in all of them.
See something on TV or internet and think, 'I want to do that!'
A month later, I'm on to something else.

corbe · « **Reply #1557 on:** March 22, 2023, 10:17:38 pm »

My dope habit back then would compare. Now I visualize the project to see what I can recycle from being the recipient of people that can't seem to throw $hit away, I reply "sure I'll take it". I incorporate that into the project and I'm off to a great start. Needless to say, I have enough improvements around here to last me this year and it will cost me little, money wise. If I complete them, I'm resourceful if I don't, I'm lazy.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1558 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:08:32 am »

catfish1957 · « **Reply #1559 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:20:14 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on March 23, 2023, 09:08:32 am

Would be a hoot if they labeled just above that feature...

"Acrophobia Treatment Center"

Kamaji · « **Reply #1560 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:51:04 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1561 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:51:44 am »

sneakypete · « **Reply #1562 on:** March 23, 2023, 11:39:12 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on March 23, 2023, 09:08:32 am

@Kamaji

Looks like a coat rack,but it's going to be kinda awkward to hang your coat on it.

Maybe that will be the job given to employees close to retirement?

240B · « **Reply #1563 on:** March 23, 2023, 11:50:46 am »

Quote from: catfish1957 on March 23, 2023, 09:20:14 am

Would be a hoot if they labeled just above that feature...

"Acrophobia Treatment Center"

What makes it so much cooler is 'no hand rails'.

240B · « **Reply #1564 on:** March 23, 2023, 02:50:54 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #1565 on:** March 23, 2023, 03:40:11 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1566 on:** March 23, 2023, 04:32:42 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1567 on:** March 23, 2023, 07:08:37 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1568 on:** March 23, 2023, 08:00:08 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1569 on:** March 24, 2023, 06:56:34 am »

240B · « **Reply #1570 on:** March 24, 2023, 07:18:15 am »

240B · « **Reply #1571 on:** March 24, 2023, 07:53:41 am »

This woman reminds me of me.
She wild - meme

240B · « **Reply #1572 on:** March 24, 2023, 08:16:03 am »

240B · « **Reply #1573 on:** March 24, 2023, 10:10:26 am »

The Friend Zone is when you get to take her out to eat and to movies.
You get to take her shopping and fix her car and things around her place.
You can still mow her lawn and rake leaves!
But, she's never going to have sex with you.

240B · « **Reply #1574 on:** March 24, 2023, 11:41:51 am »

Carrie spoke and wrote about all the drug/alcohol sex parties she was involved in.
Apparently, making Star Wars was a nonstop Hollywood drug/sex party and she loved it.
In and out of rehab, near overdoses, died early at 60 years old.