South New Jersey man accused of naked crime spree

[Kamaji]

South New Jersey man accused of naked crime spree

By David Propper
July 3, 2022

A South Jersey man allegedly went on a nude crime spree after carjacking a teenager on Friday, authorities said.

Michael Davis, 37, was busted after a wild rampage in Absecon that included burglaries and assaults — all while wearing his birthday suit, cops said Saturday.

Davis was nude when he jumped into a car with a teen driver in the parking lot on Friday and forced the minor to take him to a nearby apartment complex.

Once they pulled up, he assaulted the driver and took off with his phone.

At the apartment complex, the suspect allegedly broke into one home with a mother and her two children inside. The children and mom were able to safely flee. 

Davis then allegedly broke into a second home after scaling a second-story balcony while a mother and her infant were inside. He began to attack her, but she was able to fight him off, forcing him to flee, according to authorities.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2022/07/03/naked-new-jersey-crime-spree-ends-in-mans-arrest-police/

[PeteS in CA]

1. How long is his rap sheet?

2. For how many arrests has he been released bail-free?

3. What cocktail of recreational chemicals was in his system during this latest spree?

[Free Vulcan]

Florida Man is happy he no longer has to bear his shame alone.

[catfish1957]

Naked and Afraid XL hits Jersey......

His two items of survival included a "jump start" kit and a 38 Special.