The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022

[catfish1957]

Finally! A real cheese sandwich!

Sadly, pretty accurate.   

[corbe]

[sneakypete]

@Slide Rule

Thanks for the tip,but an edited Blazing Saddles is defeating the purpose of watch it. Unedited,it is freaking hilarious. Editing is bound to ruin it.

[sneakypete]

And that is basically just the opening credits, one scene in the middle, and the closing credits!

@Kamaji

I can't encourage people too strongly to rent the damn video and see the original movie. It and Young Frankenstein are comedy classics!

[Texas Robin]

IF YOU NEED
If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how   


If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how   

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I couldn't find a place to put this, so I'll start here. It's written by me.
let me know what you think @corbe 

[Texas Robin]

IF YOU NEED
If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how   


If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how   

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I couldn't find a place to put this, so I'll start here. It's written by me.
let me know what you think @corbe 

Was playing around to see if I could post this.  Sorry I duplicated it.
Really I wanted you to read it twice:)

[Texas Robin]

[ftpCovid Killed

It’s bad and sad to leave my home
There’s nothing the way it was
I spend what money I have, but it won’t let me buy

Like I use too

Not only gas, grocerys, going out to eat or get it to go
It’s so expensive and I won’t be able
To do the things I use to do

Can’t take a trip or go on an outing with my friends
I can’t afford to leave my home
Not only all of that

Employees, in stores, restaurants and more, don’t care
No one is happy and won’t give you a smile
Now that mask can’t hide it
What, what can I do to live in this life of doom
I’m alive and happy when I’m home
With friends and neighbors’
But that seems to be all I can enjoy][/ftp]
let me know@corbe

[Texas Robin]

What happened to my friend
My friend makes me happy and smile
My friend makes me laugh
My friend shares recipes’ with me
My friend leans on me when she is down
My friend likes arts and crafts
My friend loves music and to dance
My friend chats with me on face-time, every week or so
My friend now talks to me with google duo,
and now it’s maybe two times a month
My friend use to let me speak to my grandson

BUT
Now I’m just her mom

[sneakypete]

corbe[/member] 

@Texas Robin

I think Corbe is in DEEP do-do,and he doesn't have a chance,so he should just go ahead and surrender and be done with it.

[Slide Rule]

[Hoodat]

That is AWESOME!

[240B]

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[Hoodat]

I seem to recall that equation from PChem, but I didn't get it then either.

[Slide Rule]

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[240B]

OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way.

@Texas Robin
You are exactly right. That new McDonalds does look like a prison. It really does.

[Slide Rule]

[DCPatriot]

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[Hoodat]

OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way.

@Texas Robin
You are exactly right. That new McDonalds does look like a prison. It really does.

Remember when they took the word 'Hamburgers' off the sign?

[Slide Rule]

[corbe]

[corbe]

[240B]

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[Texas Robin]

OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way.

I tried McDonalds double cheese burger and fries, It for sure came from somewhere we don't eat at or buy at the store.
I'm so so over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Texas Robin]

 

[Texas Robin]

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMtdzPySp7QyZphtOexvYEGFav1LP5BIF_yImrwfct9YnAUdjsj9-vcZU7S0G9s9A?key=Y19UTTJKemZsd001YWdGd001YjBtcm5LUUtFZzlB
work in progress @corbe

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[corbe]

[GtHawk]

 

I tried McDonalds double cheese burger and fries, It for sure came from somewhere we don't eat at or buy at the store.
I'm so so over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They went in the toilet in the 90's when they started adding everything and the kitchen sink to the menu and then the disastrous 'made to order' malarkey where 'made to order meant made anywhere from twenty to sixty minutes before and held in warming cabinets. So now you not only get old food, but barely warm food, but hey it's not 'assembled' until you order it! That was reason number two why I got out of managing MickeyD's, number one was that after twenty two plus years I realized I had absolutely come to hate people. I now only go to In-N-Out or mom and pops if I have any choice at all because they have stuck to the basics and do it well.

[corbe]

[corbe]

[corbe]

[corbe]

[GtHawk]

One day the gravity of the situation may catch up with her.

[corbe]

[Right_in_Virginia]

 

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[sneakypete]

@Right_in_Virginia

LOL!

I am saving that one and sending it to friends!

[Slide Rule]

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[240B]

For Halloween ...

[240B]

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[corbe]

[Slide Rule]