The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022

[DCPatriot]

[240B]

Woke up drunk ... drunk as hell.
Took 3 good hours of drinking ... just to get back to normal.

[Wingnut]

[corbe]

   My 'Check Liver' light came on a few weeks ago and being without Medical Care right now (Humana blacklisted me over refusal to wear a face diaper), I decided to cut way back on my dinking, though I smoke more pot, now.

   My drink of choice these days~7Up.

   Crap Life is as Boring as I always suspected it was.   

 

 

[sneakypete]

   My 'Check Liver' light came on a few weeks ago and being without Medical Care right now (Humana blacklisted me over refusal to wear a face diaper), I decided to cut way back on my dinking, though I smoke more pot, now.

   My drink of choice these days~7Up.

   Crap Life is as Boring as I always suspected it was.

@corbe

Have you considered trying to upgrade the quality of the vodka you are drinking?

[Kamaji]

[corbe]

@corbe

Have you considered trying to upgrade the quality of the vodka you are drinking?

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

[sneakypete]

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

@corbe

What is "Craft Beer"? I have never heard of it,but then again,I quit drinking in 1982,when I had to decide to either quit,or turn pro.

[Gefn]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

[Wingnut]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

You made a funny!   Nice

[corbe]

   Craft Beer comes in most any Flavor and is made (usually) by small local Breweries, which there are an abundance of here in the Texas Hill Country.   
   Germans love their Beer.

[240B]

Smoking is Deadly!! (but what the hell? yolo right!)

Mac Baren's Navy Flake is an exceptionally smooth smoke mixed from the finest Burley with a taste of Virginia and Mac Baren's original Cavendish, enhanced with rum to create a blend with a rich, wonderful flavor.

[libertybele]

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

It's the bourbon that's doing it @corbe. Scotch is much easier on the system.

[corbe]

It's the bourbon that's doing it @corbe. Scotch is much easier on the system.

   I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.

[Kamaji]

[sneakypete]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

@Gefn

I hate to admit it,but you had me going for a moment,there.

[roamer_1]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

[Kamaji]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

The only way to make a beer float:

[roamer_1]

The only way to make a beer float:

YEP. Preach it! 

[Kamaji]

[GtHawk]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
https://www.yummly.com/recipes/alcoholic-root-beer-float

[roamer_1]

Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
https://www.yummly.com/recipes/alcoholic-root-beer-float

REALLY?

I thought it was the alcohol that turned the ice cream into curdled cheese. Woah.

Unfortunately, I will never try. That first experience was so very revolting that the mere thought of another attempt makes my belly flip.

Same thing for me wrt peppermint schnapps.... I got super blasted on peppermint schnapps and eating pickled pigs feet... The resulting illness cured me of both for all time. Cannot get near either one.

So thanks for the thought, but... There be dragons. 

[Gefn]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

Coke floats are really yummy. And if you’re a New Yorker, how about an egg cream?

[Smokin Joe]

@Kamaji

DAMN!

That's amazing!

How did ya guess?

And I was thinking...Nice horse! 

[corbe]

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[GtHawk]

I'm telling you there's money to be made in Velcro jammies and sheets.

[Texas Robin]

   I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.

Corbe, you don't have to worry about us, I'm in it for the long haul. So do what you need to do, but don't disappear. I know you know that I know your stubborn, but I know you know that I would always be here for you, you know.

[Texas Robin]

   I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.

@corbe you don't have to worry, as I'm in it for the long haul. I know that you know, that I know your stubborn. You know that I know that you need to do your thing, just don't disappear, you know.

[Cyber Liberty]

@corbe you don't have to worry, as I'm in it for the long haul. I know that you know, that I know your stubborn. You know that I know that you need to do your thing, just don't disappear, you know.

How sweet!  Much better than the legal weed care package I was going to send....

[corbe]

   I knew that Hon, Thank You for your patience  @Texas Robin

[corbe]

How sweet!  Much better than the legal weed care package I was going to send....

   And to think I just reupped with my contact.   

[Kamaji]

[Cyber Liberty]

   And to think I just reupped with my contact.   

I just bought a quarter of weed that tested 42% THC. Sativa. 

Where I live has become legal weed heaven. We're called the tri-state area, CA, NV and AZ, and all have legal weed.  All in less than an hour's drive of my Castillo.

[DCPatriot]

I just bought a quarter of weed that tested 42% THC. Sativa. 

Where I live has become legal weed heaven. We're called the tri-state area, CA, NV and AZ, and all have legal weed.  All in less than an hour's drive of my Castillo.

Was just speaking about this yesterday....the difference in today's pot potency compared to our "Acapulco Gold" we'd score back in the 60's.

It's a completely different 'high', today.  Very potent.  An old toker must break their habit of filling the bowl just out of reflex.

I've been enjoying a 32 THCa Sativa, but I forget to eat.  Not good.

Have been bingeing on OZARK's final episodes of Season 4.  Damn great televison.

[sneakypete]

How sweet!  Much better than the legal weed care package I was going to send....

@Cyber Liberty

You,too????? 

[Cyber Liberty]

Was just speaking about this yesterday....the difference in today's pot potency compared to our "Acapulco Gold" we'd score back in the 60's.

It's a completely different 'high', today.  Very potent.  An old toker must break their habit of filling the bowl just out of reflex.

I've been enjoying a 32 THCa Sativa, but I forget to eat.  Not good.

Have been bingeing on OZARK's final episodes of Season 4.  Damn great televison.

Gotta look that one up.

They asked me if I wanted Jack Herer, and I already knew I didn't like it.  Sour Diesel is impossible to get right now.  Yes, the quality of all went sky-high when it became legal out here in the wild west.  Cheaper too.

(I'm looking at a jar right now.  41.62%, Sativa.)

[Cyber Liberty]

@Cyber Liberty

You,too????? 

Yup!  Everybody needs a hobby....

[libertybele]

Was just speaking about this yesterday....the difference in today's pot potency compared to our "Acapulco Gold" we'd score back in the 60's.

It's a completely different 'high', today.  Very potent.  An old toker must break their habit of filling the bowl just out of reflex.

I've been enjoying a 32 THCa Sativa, but I forget to eat.  Not good.

Have been bingeing on OZARK's final episodes of Season 4.  Damn great televison.

@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms.  With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.

Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??

[DCPatriot]

@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms.  With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.

Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??

The terpenes in each particular strain are what targets the pain and spasms.  There are several..one trippers hunger, another focus, another glues you to a sofa, etc..

Believe it or not, the young people behind the counter are pretty knowledgeable.  But I stick with Sativa vs. Indigo.   But like @Cyber Liberty says, they're now a thousand strains (hybrids).

Wouldn't be surprised if 'The Peoples Republic of Maryland' already had such language built-in to the bill/law.

Or one step further...your right to purchase a firearm while holding an active 'patient' card, too!

[Cyber Liberty]

@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms.  With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.

Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??

No medical cards needed around here.   

[roamer_1]

@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms.  With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.

Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??

Screw cards. Screw permits.

Have someone buy you what you need, and try it.
If it works save the seeds.

If it actually helps, there would be nothing stopping me -  To include moving if it comes to that...
Which it won't for me.

I don't care if I am supposed to be able to carry or not. I will carry
And I really don't care if it is legal or not if it works.

All that just seems to be picking nits.

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

Ridiculous:

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]