Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022 (Read 263828 times)

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1101 on:** February 02, 2022, 04:04:09 am »

Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on February 01, 2022, 11:08:19 pm

Well, it was either that or the seat of your pants...

Kamaji · « **Reply #1102 on:** February 02, 2022, 06:56:38 am »

Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on February 01, 2022, 11:08:19 pm

Kamaji · « **Reply #1103 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:48:48 am »

Sad, but true!

Kamaji · « **Reply #1104 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:50:50 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1105 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:52:39 am »

Also sad, but true.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1106 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:53:32 am »

It's coming, sooner or later. Soyboiz gotta brag.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1107 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:55:20 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1108 on:** February 02, 2022, 07:58:05 am »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1109 on:** February 02, 2022, 08:08:03 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on February 02, 2022, 07:52:39 am

Also sad, but true.

Yep.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1110 on:** February 02, 2022, 08:37:43 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1111 on:** February 02, 2022, 08:44:16 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1112 on:** February 02, 2022, 09:32:27 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1113 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:15:57 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1114 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:21:01 am »

There is something to be said for those old box-cars.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1115 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:23:02 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on February 02, 2022, 10:15:57 am

I know a guy who got a DUI on a horse.

The argument that the horse was sober, knew the way home, and would not step out in front of traffic didn't fly with the judge.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1116 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:26:16 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1117 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:31:31 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1118 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:32:17 am »

A little pistol pron:

@Kamaji

That thing HAD to have been a gift to some VERY prominent political person.

I wonder who,and I also wonder who "liberated" it from his home during a war.

I used to see one of those things occasionally in VN. Wish now I had the foresight to snatch one up and bring it home.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1119 on:** February 02, 2022, 10:33:30 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1120 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:04:01 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1121 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:04:35 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1122 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:05:25 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1123 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:06:28 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1124 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:06:50 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1125 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:07:16 am »

corbe · « **Reply #1126 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:51:41 am »

corbe · « **Reply #1127 on:** February 02, 2022, 12:32:53 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1128 on:** February 02, 2022, 01:09:58 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1129 on:** February 02, 2022, 01:11:16 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1130 on:** February 02, 2022, 01:15:59 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1131 on:** February 02, 2022, 01:16:23 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1132 on:** February 02, 2022, 01:29:40 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1133 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:08:28 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1134 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:08:49 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1135 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:09:15 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1136 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:10:03 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1137 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:10:34 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1138 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:11:16 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #1139 on:** February 02, 2022, 02:59:49 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1140 on:** February 02, 2022, 03:03:45 pm »

Quote from: corbe on February 02, 2022, 02:59:49 pm

DCPatriot · « **Reply #1141 on:** February 02, 2022, 03:43:26 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #1142 on:** February 02, 2022, 03:57:15 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #1143 on:** February 02, 2022, 04:02:03 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1144 on:** February 02, 2022, 05:34:43 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1145 on:** February 02, 2022, 05:35:12 pm »

sneakypete · « **Reply #1146 on:** February 02, 2022, 08:53:47 pm »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on February 02, 2022, 10:23:02 am

I know a guy who got a DUI on a horse.

The argument that the horse was sober, knew the way home, and would not step out in front of traffic didn't fly with the judge.

@Smokin Joe

I have a friend that got one while riding his bicycle after losing his license for DUI.

He happened to be drinking a beer when the cop spotted him,and explained to the cop that he HAD to drink that one beer to open a slot on the plastic pack holder so he could hang the other 5 from his handlebar.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1147 on:** February 02, 2022, 09:05:16 pm »

Quote from: corbe on February 02, 2022, 02:59:49 pm

@corbe

ROFLMAO!

A REALLY good one!

Thanks!

240B · « **Reply #1148 on:** February 02, 2022, 11:50:33 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmGhWcnsCag
Like a jealous wife

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1149 on:** February 03, 2022, 03:31:15 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on February 02, 2022, 08:53:47 pm

@Smokin Joe

I have a friend that got one while riding his bicycle after losing his license for DUI.

He happened to be drinking a beer when the cop spotted him,and explained to the cop that he HAD to drink that one beer to open a slot on the plastic pack holder so he could hang the other 5 from his handlebar.

Yeah, I know a guy who got one on a bicycle, too. He wasn't drinking at the time, but got hit by a car. (The car failed to yield), but he got the ticket...

One more reason I'm glad I quit while I was ahead...

@Smokin Joe

I honestly can't think of one single downside to my quitting drinking and doing drugs. Haven't regretted it at all,and am one of the lucky ones that has never missed it or had a craving to go back to doing it.

And it has nothing whatsoever to do with willpower,religious beliefs,or anything other that pure dumb luck.

If any of you are ever giving a choice by a Genie to be blessed with intelligence or good luck,take good luck. Trust me on this one.