Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022 (Read 264300 times)

Hoodat · « **Reply #805 on:** January 20, 2022, 10:39:26 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on January 20, 2022, 09:33:08 am

Great idea. I'm there.

Hoodat · « **Reply #806 on:** January 20, 2022, 10:41:09 am »

I do not freebase cocaine

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #807 on:** January 20, 2022, 12:14:00 pm »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #809 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:17:17 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #810 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:17:55 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #811 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:18:35 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #812 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:20:14 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #813 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:25:35 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #814 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:35:02 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #815 on:** January 20, 2022, 01:43:05 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #816 on:** January 20, 2022, 02:32:38 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #817 on:** January 20, 2022, 02:33:55 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #818 on:** January 20, 2022, 02:43:33 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #819 on:** January 20, 2022, 02:44:58 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #820 on:** January 20, 2022, 08:04:13 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #821 on:** January 20, 2022, 08:15:53 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #822 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:30:11 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #823 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:30:59 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #824 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:31:25 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #825 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:33:08 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #826 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:33:35 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #827 on:** January 21, 2022, 08:39:59 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #828 on:** January 21, 2022, 09:17:50 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #829 on:** January 21, 2022, 09:18:29 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #830 on:** January 21, 2022, 09:20:17 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #831 on:** January 21, 2022, 09:20:35 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #832 on:** January 21, 2022, 10:16:53 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #833 on:** January 21, 2022, 11:40:43 am »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #834 on:** January 21, 2022, 11:41:46 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on January 21, 2022, 08:30:59 am

That's where I got my start.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #835 on:** January 21, 2022, 11:43:22 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on January 21, 2022, 10:16:53 am

One more reason to park facing downhill...

Kamaji · « **Reply #836 on:** January 21, 2022, 11:48:49 am »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 21, 2022, 11:43:22 am

One more reason to park facing downhill...

Just make sure it's a steep enough hill! I tried that once on a hill that wasn't quite steep enough, and ended up having to push the thing back up the hill - further up past my parking place - and give it a running start.

Hoodat · « **Reply #837 on:** January 21, 2022, 12:06:54 pm »

Try driving a car with a leaky hydraulic clutch cylinder.

Fill cylinder with fluid.
Start car in neutral.
Push car backwards out onto road.
Push forward aligning into traffic lane.
Push down clutch and quickly shift into first as fluid leaks out of cylinder.
Slowly release clutch, hoping engine does not stall.
Shift into 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc. without engaging clutch.
Pray you can make it all the way to work without hitting a stop sign or red light.

I had to do this for a week while waiting for a replacement cylinder for an '80 Honda Prelude. I had a hill to park on at work, so I could save that one clutch push in case I needed it on the way home. But it was flat ground at my house.

Kamaji · « **Reply #838 on:** January 21, 2022, 12:11:13 pm »

Quote from: Hoodat on January 21, 2022, 12:06:54 pm

Try driving a car with a leaky hydraulic clutch cylinder.

Fill cylinder with fluid.

Start car in neutral.

Push car backwards out onto road.

Push forward aligning into traffic lane.

Push down clutch and quickly shift into first as fluid leaks out of cylinder.

Slowly release clutch, hoping engine does not stall.

Shift into 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc. without engaging clutch.

Pray you can make it all the way to work without hitting a stop sign or red light.

I had to do this for a week while waiting for a replacement cylinder for an '80 Honda Prelude. I had a hill to park on at work, so I could save that one clutch push in case I needed it on the way home. But it was flat ground at my house.