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The age old question...  what is the correct way to replace a roll of toilet paper?

The End Goes Under
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The End Goes Over
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Either Way is fine
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Toilet Paper?  Did it replace corn cobs and Sears Catalogs?
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How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« on: October 17, 2021, 10:41:26 am »
Many Many Many years ago, my wife and I had an argument about the most mundane of things...  What is the correct way to replace to the toilet paper.  Well, as far as our household it wasn't a battle for a hill that I was willing to fight for.   **nononono*

Settle it once and for all Briefers....... 
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2021, 11:00:32 am »
Become a Muslim and just use  your hand?
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2021, 11:02:29 am »
However Mrs. Liberty wants it....
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2021, 11:12:27 am »
I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.

And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2021, 11:16:12 am »
I needed two replies. Always check the weed option with the real answer.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2021, 11:58:28 am »
Depends on if there is a cat in the home, otherwise I'd just leave it loose but being a well trained husband...
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2021, 05:22:28 pm »
Quote from: Gefn on October 17, 2021, 11:16:12 am
I needed two replies.

Me, too.  The end goes over the top, and I have a bidet attachment.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2021, 05:24:11 pm »
Corn cob option. 
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2021, 05:26:26 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on October 17, 2021, 10:41:26 am
Many Many Many years ago, my wife and I had an argument about the most mundane of things...  What is the correct way to replace to the toilet paper.  Well, as far as our household it wasn't a battle for a hill that I was willing to fight for.   **nononono*

Settle it once and for all Briefers.......

I would not have married my wife if she was one who put the rolls on the wrong way.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2021, 05:28:39 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 11:12:27 am
I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.

And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.

I'm down with that.  The wife though is a bit more orderly.

(btw, the thing that won her over when we were dating was that I put the seat back down.)
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2021, 05:32:38 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 11:12:27 am
I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.

And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise?  :silly: :tongue2:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2021, 05:33:06 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on October 17, 2021, 05:28:39 pm
I'm down with that.  The wife though is a bit more orderly.

(btw, the thing that won her over when we were dating was that I put the seat back down.)

Mine was my spotless toilets, not even a hint of a ring.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2021, 05:35:02 pm »
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2021, 05:37:49 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 17, 2021, 05:32:38 pm
Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise?  :silly: :tongue2:

Right-hand rule.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2021, 05:40:00 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 11:12:27 am
I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.

And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.

Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2021, 05:41:46 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on October 17, 2021, 05:40:00 pm
Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!
There is an advantage in being a racker... But y'all go ahead, drop the roll.... Hope the outhouse isn't on a hill...
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2021, 06:25:44 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 17, 2021, 05:32:38 pm
Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise?  :silly: :tongue2:

Depends upon which thumb is in the hole...  :whistle: And yes I have left a whole lot of low hanging fruit in that statement...  :laugh:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2021, 06:33:40 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on October 17, 2021, 05:28:39 pm
I'm down with that.  The wife though is a bit more orderly.


But any redneck gal will walk around the house with a partial roll in place of Kleenex... Go figger. Its a thing in the pickup... Always keep a partial behind the seat in that little cubby Chevys have there... And it is there for emergency service. An important service... Until a woman finds out it is there, and then it will be gone... Used up on sleeveless sniffles. Then comes the time for its utility, and one is left running frantically through the woods trying to find a stick to whittle.. Or a rabbit, if you're lucky.  happy77.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2021, 06:35:38 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 17, 2021, 05:33:06 pm
Mine was my spotless toilets, not even a hint of a ring.

Yeah... That's where mine knows I'm pissin off the porch.  :shrug:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2021, 06:36:18 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on October 17, 2021, 05:40:00 pm
Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!

YES! Power to the pee pole!  :beer:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2021, 08:21:17 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 06:33:40 pm
... Used up on sleeveless sniffles. Then comes the time for its utility, and one is left running frantically through the woods trying to find a stick to whittle.. Or a rabbit, if you're lucky.  happy77.

I'm sure you know the story of the bear and the rabbit both taking a dump in the woods.  The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Say there, Rabbit.  Do you ever have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?"  The rabbit answers back, "Why no, Mr. Bear.  I've never had that problem."  So the bear reached over, grabbed hold of the rabbit, and wiped his ass with him.

True story.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2021, 08:34:56 pm »
When we moved in, hubby installed toilet paper holders -- the dang thing is 33 inches up from the floor (it's ridiculous, and off center) but far be it for me to complain after the holes were drilled and holder mounted.   -- I've gotten used to it .... BUT ....

According to the National Kitchen and Bath Association, a wall-mounted toilet paper holder works best if installed 26 inches above the floor, on center. "On center" means that the center of the holder, as opposed to the bottom or top of it, is 26 inches above the floor. This installation height works well with standard as well as comfort height, or handicapped, toilets.

Distance From Toilet

The other important measurement is that it should be placed eight to 12 inches, on center, from the toilet to the facing wall. Measure from the very front of the toilet bowl. To optimize this measurement, consider the average height of household members and place it eight to 10 inches from the front of the bowl for shorter users and households with kids; place it 10 to 12 inches in front of the bowl for households consisting of taller members.

Final Option

If you are unable to permanently wall mount or cabinet mount a dispenser within these optimal measurements, consider a free-standing dispenser.


https://homeguides.sfgate.com/standard-placement-toilet-paper-dispenser-bathroom-94163.html
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2021, 08:38:36 pm »
As far as replacing a roll of toilet paper -- pull back the springy thing and put on a roll of toilet paper so that the toilet paper hangs down in front.  :shrug:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2021, 11:12:21 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on October 17, 2021, 08:38:36 pm
As far as replacing a roll of toilet paper -- pull back the springy thing and put on a roll of toilet paper so that the toilet paper hangs down in front.  :shrug:
Well I'm married so what usually happens is as long as my immediate need was taken care of, I just wait till my wife notices that the roll wasn't replaced and takes care of it. Of course this method requires that I opt in for a verbal correction session :shrug:
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2021, 01:54:00 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on October 17, 2021, 11:12:27 am
I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.

And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.

Until you drop it in the bowl...
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