CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan Newshttps://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says-a-new-covid-variant-may-be-needed-to-effectively-bury-afghanistan-news“We’re concerned that the only way to cure the administration of all this bad publicity may be a prolonged, shrieking freak-out over a new COVID variant,” said Dr. Ed Whittle, Director of the CDC’s Department for the Cultivation of Existential Dread. “So, we’re working night and day to come up with something really scary that would make the collapse of Afghanistan seem like a Martha’s Vineyard birthday party.”
The Babylon Bee is venturing into prophecy again.
