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« Reply #750 on: March 04, 2026, 12:09:06 pm »
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see jogging on the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer jogging along the street, he would swerve to hit him. After hearing the loud "THUD," he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking, so he stopped to pick him up

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued driving. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer jogging up ahead, and immediately regretted picking up the priest. "Surely I can't run over a lawyer with a priest in the truck!" he thought.

Then he had an idea. He would pretend to fall asleep. The driver pretended to nod off, the truck drifted to the right, and he heard that satisfying "Thud."

"Did I hit that lawyer? Did I hit that lawyer?" the truck driver asked, pretending to wake up suddenly.

"No," said the priest. "But I got him with the door."
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« Reply #751 on: March 05, 2026, 09:32:55 pm »
Not all of Michael Jackson's albums were good. One was Bad.
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« Reply #752 on: March 17, 2026, 04:51:14 pm »
Q: What do Iranian leaders have in common with the Irish this St. Patrick’s Day?

A: They’re both going to get bombed.

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« Reply #753 on: March 17, 2026, 06:11:45 pm »
Q: What do Iranian leaders have in common with the Irish this St. Patrick’s Day?

A: They’re both going to get bombed.

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« Reply #754 on: Today at 05:25:33 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #755 on: Today at 07:22:06 pm »
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« Reply #756 on: Today at 08:48:02 pm »
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours?     Nacho cheese."       ****drummer
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

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« Reply #757 on: Today at 08:49:56 pm »
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

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« Reply #758 on: Today at 09:01:11 pm »
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Live in  harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all.

Romans 12:16-18