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Today's Toons 7/1/20
« on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 12:14 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 12:48 am »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 12:55 am »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 03:37 am »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 03:45 am »
Happy July Pookie!  Who knows what excitement awaits us this month!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 05:59 am »
Happy July Pookie!  Who knows what excitement awaits us this month!

I don't even want to think about it...

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 06:22 am »
I don't even want to think about it...

I don’t owe tolerance to people who disagree with my existence.
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 06:30 am »


Where are the damn murder hornets when you need them?!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 08:00 am »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 09:10 am »
Thanks Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 09:17 am »
Thanks, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 09:26 am »
Thanks Pookie !

You're welcome, as always, Sighlass!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 09:27 am »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 01:40 pm »
Thanks Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 01:45 pm »
Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Sarge!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, Jul 01, 2020 10:25 pm »
That website (satire called Genesius Times) that you linked towards the bottom is actually giving the Babylon Bee some good competition. Stuff like this is pretty deep cutting....  BREAKING: Planned Parenthood pledges 1 dollar to Black Lives Matter for every POC aborted.

Ouch... and they deserve it.
Exodus 18:21 Furthermore, you shall select out of all the people able men who fear God, men of truth, those who hate dishonest gain; and you shall place these over them as leaders over ....

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #18 on: Thursday, Jul 02, 2020 02:11 am »
That website (satire called Genesius Times) that you linked towards the bottom is actually giving the Babylon Bee some good competition. Stuff like this is pretty deep cutting....  BREAKING: Planned Parenthood pledges 1 dollar to Black Lives Matter for every POC aborted.

Ouch... and they deserve it.

Yeah...though I still prefer The Bee in general...

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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #19 on: Thursday, Jul 02, 2020 12:11 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 7/1/20
« Reply #20 on: Thursday, Jul 02, 2020 12:41 pm »
BREAKING: Democrats Vote to Remove Southern States from US for Ties to Slavery

What a breaking story from Genesis Times

Your link was a little garbled I think @Slide Rule, here is better link... thanks for pointing that out, funny as heck. The more you think on it, the funnier it gets.

https://lidblog.com/july-2nd-independence-day/
Exodus 18:21 Furthermore, you shall select out of all the people able men who fear God, men of truth, those who hate dishonest gain; and you shall place these over them as leaders over ....