‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’ Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal

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‘Start Your Day With Maximum Gay:’ Kellogg’s Launches LGBT Cereal
By Alexa Moutevelis Coombs | October 18, 2019 8:43 AM EDT

Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution!

On Thursday, the gay site PinkNews reported, “Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”

And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.


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[Cyber Liberty]

It looks like another once proud company is going down the Woke Sewer.  Kellogg's is one of the few food companies that still exists in its original form.

[goatprairie]

Like I've said for a long time, just when I think the left can't come up with anything nuttier than something they just did, they prove me wrong.
I keep thinking this is some kind of huge joke, and they're going to reveal the trick. But it looks like Kellogg's actually did this.

[Applewood]

I don't know.  Are we sure this isn't a hoax?  At least I hope is. 

[jmyrlefuller]

I don't know.  Are we sure this isn't a hoax?  At least I hope is.

Alas, it's real.
https://www.glaad.org/blog/kelloggs-and-glaad-launch-special-edition-all-together-cereal-spirit-day

[catfish1957]

– Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”

Yuk....   Workers jizzing into the blend?

Mascot on the cereal box a tubed hamster?

[Applewood]

Alas, it's real.
https://www.glaad.org/blog/kelloggs-and-glaad-launch-special-edition-all-together-cereal-spirit-day

Thanks @jmyrlefuller   Well, I guess I won't be eating any Kelloggs cereals from now on. 

[jmyrlefuller]

This is the most impractical idea for a cereal I've ever imagined, by the way.

Have you ever seen those little cereal boxes? Who's going to go through the trouble of taking a small fraction of each flavor they want to make their ideal cereal? The whole point of breakfast cereal is that you just pour the stuff out of the box, add milk and eat.

Other than naked pandering to the alphabet soup lobby, this is useless as a product. Which may be why they're only making it a "limited edition."

[skeeter]

This is the most impractical idea for a cereal I've ever imagined, by the way.

Have you ever seen those little cereal boxes? Who's going to go through the trouble of taking a small fraction of each flavor they want to make their ideal cereal? The whole point of breakfast cereal is that you just pour the stuff out of the box, add milk and eat.

Other than naked pandering to the alphabet soup lobby, this is useless as a product. Which may be why they're only making it a "limited edition."

Seeing as though the LGBTUVW population does not exceed 3% this idiocy makes utterly no marketing sense. Its just plain old prosthelytizing.

[catfish1957]

Seeing as though the LGBTUVW population does not exceed 3% this idiocy makes utterly no marketing sense. Its just plain old prosthelytizing.

Makes me want to buy Post Cereals instead.....

[Cyber Liberty]

Makes me want to buy Post Cereals instead.....

Post Cereal is literally across the street in Battle Creek, MI.

[jmyrlefuller]

Makes me want to buy Post Cereals instead.....

Their raisin bran is FAR better IMO.

[sneakypete]

Seeing as though the LGBTUVW population does not exceed 3% this idiocy makes utterly no marketing sense. Its just plain old prosthelytizing.

@skeeter

I saw at least one of the Kellog's heirs and board member on a teebee show hosted by a fat retard named Orah a couple of decades ago,and compared to her,Che sounded like a radical right-winger. Inherited millions in addition to the millions she already received when she turned 21,as well as a board seat.  So far left she had Oprah gasping. Or maybe she was just choking on a chicken leg? Anyway,if it hadn't been so sad that a young adult in America could be so clueless about real life,it would have been hilarious.

I also remember a comedy show title The Phil something Show where the host was a metro-sexual wuss with white hair that had  trust fund white girls on one day discussing how they were going to use their millions/billions to make the world a better place,and the one comment that sticks out was one young woman was talking about the economy and inflation,and said something close to "it is so bad now the average worker can't even afford a typical Ford or Chevrolet because they cost around 50 thousand dollars!" IIRC,you could buy a new full-equipped Impala or Galaxy at that time for less than 6 grand.

BUT.......,she was smart enough to be born into a wealthy family,so who are we to question her?

[skeeter]

@skeeter

I saw at least one of the Kellog's heirs and board member on a teebee show hosted by a fat retard named Orah a couple of decades ago,and compared to her,Che sounded like a radical right-winger. Inherited millions in addition to the millions she already received when she turned 21, as well as a board seat...

BUT.......,she was smart enough to be born into a wealthy family,so who are we to question her?

Too bad her grandkids won't be.

[sneakypete]

Too bad her grandkids won't be.

@skeeter

It won't matter because they can afford the best rehabs on the planet.

[Gefn]

Maybe they are trying to erase the memory of how Kellogg’s corn flakes first started.

Who knows? I don’t eat cold cereal anyway.

[corbe]

   I liked it better when they ate in the closet

[Cyber Liberty]

@skeeter

It won't matter because they can afford the best rehabs on the planet.

They won't be able to afford it if the succeed in destroying the company.

[Cyber Liberty]

Maybe they are trying to erase the memory of how Kellogg’s corn flakes first started.

Who knows? I don’t eat cold cereal anyway.

Corn flakes were invented to feed patients in a hospital.

[corbe]

   Fruit Loops started all this $hit back in 63.

[Cyber Liberty]

   Fruit Loops started all this $hit back in 63.

My father was one of the technicians and engineers who made that first batch of Frut Loops.  I was 5.

[jmyrlefuller]

Corn flakes were invented to feed patients in a hospital.

The best part is, it was originally intended to suppress sexual urges.

I'm not kidding. A lot of the cereals of that era were part of a health-food movement meant to make food that tasted as bland as humanly possible. The thought was that spicy foods were associated with spicy actions—that is, sin.

[sneakypete]

The best part is, it was originally intended to suppress sexual urges.

I'm not kidding. A lot of the cereals of that era were part of a health-food movement meant to make food that tasted as bland as humanly possible. The thought was that spicy foods were associated with spicy actions—that is, sin.

@jmyrlefuller

Sounds like SOME people back then didn't have much of a social life.

[Cyber Liberty]

The best part is, it was originally intended to suppress sexual urges.

I'm not kidding. A lot of the cereals of that era were part of a health-food movement meant to make food that tasted as bland as humanly possible. The thought was that spicy foods were associated with spicy actions—that is, sin.

As usual, the "nutritionists" were full of something.  The point of Kellogg's Corn Flakes was to have a grain food that was ready-to-eat, not necessarily as breakfast food.  W. K. Kellogg and his brother ran a Sanitarium in Battle Creek Michigan, and as vegetarians felt a need for a grain-based food for the patients.  I don't know how much it helped them, but the idea formed to sell it to the public later on.

(This is pretty much from memory.  I was born and raised near Battle Creek, and the Kelloggs were a local legend.  My father worked in their factory for years as an instrument tech.)

[mountaineer]

Does gay-friendly cereal cause AIDS? I really don't understand the premise, but will stick to whole wheat toast and jam, thanks.