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Offline Wingnut

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Members Thought of the Day
« on: July 21, 2019, 09:03:03 pm »
Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2019, 09:13:35 pm by The Ghost »
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2019, 09:06:07 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on July 21, 2019, 09:03:03 pm
Telling a woman to clam down works about as well as trying to baptist a cat.

I didn't know Baptists ate clams.
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Re: Members Thought of the Day
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2019, 09:08:12 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on July 21, 2019, 09:06:07 pm
I didn't know Baptists ate clams.
I hate ewe.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2019, 09:11:04 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on July 21, 2019, 09:08:12 pm
I hate ewe.
Don't be sheepish, now.
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Re: Members Thought of the Day
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2019, 09:32:52 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on July 21, 2019, 09:15:46 pm
You sheared me on two points.
Well, that's better than being fleeced. Or having the wool pulled over your eyes, for that matter.
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"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2020, 01:50:48 pm »
    Sheep have become LESS scared since you moved out of Texas.
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Re: Members Thought of the Day
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2020, 05:28:59 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on July 21, 2019, 09:03:03 pm
Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

One time this woman I know needed a ride to pick up her psychiatric medication.
When we arrived, they didn't have it ready, and she started going off on them.
They told her to calm down, and she replied,
"Calm down? That's what I need the medication for!"
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