Just D@mn!
Went to the store today.
Slipped on the floor.
Tried to catch myself by grabbing a shelf but my feet flew out from beneath me anyway.
I hit the side of my head on the shelf and banged my arm on the floor in such a manner as to twist my shoulder and hurt my elbow.
(Big time swelling)
Neck started hurting an hour later, (From head being banged on shelf?).
Store (Kroger) has the report.
I had just grabbed a thing of dawn when I noticed a "Caution, Wet Floor" sign ahead.
Thinking that the Wet Floor was on the 'other side' of the warning, I didn't have time to realize that ... "I was slipping on the Wet Floor already!"
(The sign was on the other side of the spill.)
I was a little dazed and on my @zz as I looked around and wondered what had happened!
I couldn't understand what I could have slipped on, What was So slippery if it wasn't ball bearings?
To my left and beneath me was a yellow puddle.
Talk about embarrassing ... I couldn't believe that I must have slipped in my own pee!?
(Even at my age, 67, you know when you have to pee?)
Thankfully it was just a puddle of yellow colored dish soap.
Well, that was my day .. How was yours?
