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Today's Toons 5/31/19
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2019, 10:48:51 am »
Nice Job Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2019, 10:50:48 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2019, 02:46:13 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2019, 02:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on May 31, 2019, 10:50:48 am
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2019, 03:11:29 pm »
Yaay!  It's Freya's Daeg!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2019, 03:26:47 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 31, 2019, 03:11:29 pm
Yaay!  It's Freya's Daeg!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL! & thanks for clearing up what day it was...I thought it was Friday O'Clock…
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 03:29:54 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on May 31, 2019, 03:26:47 pm
My pleasure, CL! & thanks for clearing up what day it was...I thought it was Friday O'Clock…

 :laugh: :beer:

(I have a fresh keg of Shock Top on ice, to tap when it's Five O'clock somewhere.)
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 03:43:10 pm »

G'day, Pookie!!!

May you and yours have a great and safe weekend.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2019, 04:08:39 pm »
Quote from: ricebug on May 31, 2019, 03:43:10 pm
G'day, Pookie!!!

May you and yours have a great and safe weekend.

G'day & the same to you, Ricebug!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2019, 10:00:43 pm »
Make Ocasio-Cortez bartend again hat on beautiful little girl.

« Last Edit: May 31, 2019, 10:02:23 pm by DeerSlayer »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2019, 10:06:47 pm »
Quote from: DeerSlayer on May 31, 2019, 10:00:43 pm
Make Ocasio-Cortez bartend again hat on beautiful little girl.

Thanks, DeerSlayer!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2019, 10:10:00 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on May 31, 2019, 10:06:47 pm
Thanks, DeerSlayer!

Teach me how to make the pictures bigger, Big Man.  I'd appreciate it ever so much.  Yeah.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2019, 10:19:29 pm »
Quote from: DeerSlayer on May 31, 2019, 10:10:00 pm
Teach me how to make the pictures bigger, Big Man.  I'd appreciate it ever so much.  Yeah.

I can only tell you how I did it. I saved the pic to a folder...right-clicked on it & selected "edit"...in the screen that came up, I selected "resize" & put in a % (in this case, I think I put in "150") & here's the pic that I'll run next Tues.:



Big Man?


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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2019, 11:18:43 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2019, 11:28:26 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 31, 2019, 11:18:43 pm

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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2019, 11:30:27 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on May 31, 2019, 10:19:29 pm

Big Man?


In high school, a friend called me "Big Man" and I never forgot it, particularly since I was not big at all.
It is a compliment for males only.   Manly men, I would say.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2019, 11:39:58 pm »
Quote from: DeerSlayer on May 31, 2019, 11:28:26 pm
This is an important quote that I have not seen before.  Whence came this?  Very important.
I wrote it. Feel free to use it if you want.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/31/19
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2019, 11:54:39 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 31, 2019, 11:18:43 pm
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!
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