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Getting Hired to Drive a Weinermobile Reportedly Harder Than Getting Into Harvard
 
 
Posted by Mike LaChance      Monday, May 27, 2019 at 3:00pm
 

Who knew this market was so competitive? I guess it makes sense, when you consider the cool vehicle you get to drive.

The New York Post reports:

    Why becoming a Wienermobile driver is harder than getting into Harvard

    Kyle Edwards and Hayley Rozman, two recent college grads in their early 20s, are at a grocery store on the south side of Chicago, giving a tour of their temporary home away from home, a Wienermobile they’ve lived in since last summer.

    Like all hotdoggers, they speak almost entirely in hot-dog puns. They’ve “relished” the experience of their temporary post and insist that anyone riding “shot bun” must wear a “meat belt” and enjoy the view from the “bunroof.”

    “To keep this job, you really have to show that you can cut the mustard,” says Edwards, straight-faced.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/05/getting-hired-to-drive-a-weinermobile-reportedly-harder-than-getting-into-harvard/

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Considering the calibre of some that Harvard has admitted over the years - innumerable Kennedys, Al Gore III, Malia Obama, David Hogg - it really must not be all that difficult to get in. Who wouldn't prefer driving the Weinermobile!?
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