OK, I will play.
1. The states shall be required, if a bicameral legislature is used, to apportion one of their legislative houses according to fixed districts, regardless of population changes, that follow municipal boundaries (i.e. counties); this shall be a fulfillment of the requirement of a republican form of government.
2. The federal government shall not use bribery with federal funds to coerce states to impose policy they would not otherwise implement. All subsidies will be in accordance with the specific project being funded, without regard to unrelated policies. Likewise, such bribery or, in reverse, threats of taxation shall not be used against the people.
3. The courts shall not have the authority to overturn federal or state law without citing a specific Constitutional clause that it violates. Precedent shall not be considered a valid rationale for any ruling.
4. Persons under legal voting age shall not be counted toward a state's apportionment of Representatives.
5. Persons who enter the United States unlawfully shall not be counted toward a state's apportionment of Representatives, nor shall they be subject to equal protection. They shall be considered trespassers, and subject to expulsion accordingly.
That's about it.