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Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« on: February 07, 2019, 08:46:26 am »
Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests

Universal Studios Orlando has a new character in one of its theme parks with a very particular set of skills.

Guy Diamond, a troll from the “Trolls” animated movie, has a well-defined bare bottom that not only farts at guests, but fires off glitter when it does................

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_us_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2019, 09:26:17 am »
I was going to record that movie for the grandkids, but I watched a few minutes of it first, and while I didn't see naked, farting trolls, it was so stupid that I felt it would harm the little ones.  Painfully stupid and insipid.
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2019, 09:30:41 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on February 07, 2019, 09:26:17 am
Painfully stupid and insipid.

Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2019, 09:40:18 am »
Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on February 07, 2019, 09:30:41 am
Doesn't that describe all kids movies?

No, this one is special.  Frozen and Finding Dory were pretty good, even if you don't fully agree with some of the messages.
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2019, 09:58:43 am »
Just in time for Ghey Daze.   *****rollingeyes*****
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2019, 10:16:41 am »
So, when this gig ends, which it surly will, how does he putting naked glitter farting troll on a resume'?
Just when you think your job really sucks, you get to see this.
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2019, 10:31:28 am »
Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2019, 11:17:34 am »
Quote from: The Ghost on February 07, 2019, 10:31:28 am
Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?

That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.
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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2019, 11:30:21 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on February 07, 2019, 11:17:34 am
That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.

That stuff tastes stronger than a mug of mule piss with the foam glitter farted off by that troll.

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Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2019, 11:05:55 am »
Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on February 07, 2019, 09:30:41 am
Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
I grew up watching movies (mostly on TV, because movie theatres were not in our budget) that were based on the classics: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Swiss Family Robinson, etc.


And then there's "Trolls."  :thud:
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