True Story -- Many years ago my girlfriend made an appointment for me at a gay barbershop. I did not know it was homosexual meeting place. I caught some clues because each of the chairs was enclosed in a booth. So.....I sit down, he closes the door, and the guy starts prancing around. And I said to myself...what a wonderful woooorld...that's when I got the joke. Actually, I thought it was kind of funny too. I got her sense of humor. I'll get her back somehow.
Ok, so I told the guy, look man, this is a mistake. Just cut my hair and I'll leave. He said, alright. While he's cutting my hair, do you want to hear a joke? Yea sure, tell me a joke. He said...
Q: Do you know the difference between a drumstick and a penis?
A: No...
Oooooh! The next time I go on a picnic, You're invited! Ok, alright, that got a little chuckle.
Question for Monica, Do you know the difference between Spinach Dip and sperm? ... You guys can finish the joke.