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Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Venezue
« on: August 01, 2018, 06:58:51 pm »


RIVERDALE, NY—31-year-old Darlene Austin has always been an avid supporter of socialism, but she recently had an eye-opening experience.

“At a vegan cafe, I met a guy from Venezuela,” Austin explained. “I asked him about how great it must be to live in a country working to end economic inequality, but then he went into a long diatribe about oppression, poverty, and murder.”

Austin admitted she didn’t listen to much of it since she always knew that socialism would have “a few bumps along the way.” But then the man said something that really concerned her: he asked what the crispy bread slathered with a green substance on her plate was.

“He didn’t even know what avocado toast was!” Austin exclaimed. She asked him about whether they had lots of avocados in Venezuela, but he explained it wasn’t just an issue of the availability of avocados but also not being able to get bread and sometimes not having electricity for a toaster.

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2018, 07:04:51 pm »
Is this for realz?
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2018, 07:05:45 pm »
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2018, 07:08:45 pm »
 Venezuela where bugs are nervous.
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2018, 07:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on August 01, 2018, 07:04:51 pm
Is this for realz?

Yes. People do eat avocados on toast. And no, I don't know why.
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2018, 07:11:51 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on August 01, 2018, 07:04:51 pm
Is this for realz?

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2018, 07:17:31 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on August 01, 2018, 07:05:45 pm
Satire suckaz!

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2018, 07:22:28 pm »
The problem with satire.......

is that these days, most of it is all too believable.

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2018, 07:25:59 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on August 01, 2018, 07:22:28 pm
The problem with satire.......

is that these days, most of it is all too believable.

I call Bull shit on that .  People have become more gullible.  They have lost their filters. 
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2018, 07:29:23 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on August 01, 2018, 07:25:59 pm
I call Bull shit on that .  People have become more gullible.  They have lost their filters.

And I call Bullshit on your Bull shit.   But....

perhaps it's a little of both.   :shrug:
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2018, 07:36:35 pm »

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2018, 07:48:15 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on August 01, 2018, 07:29:23 pm
And I call Bullshit on your Bull shit.   But....

perhaps it's a little of both.   :shrug:

May I remind you that the dumb asses walk among us.  Clueless little  Pr*cks that have lost, or never downloaded their bs filter app from the google play store.   Those little twits never learned that you never believe what you read and only half of what you see.
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2018, 07:52:49 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on August 01, 2018, 07:48:15 pm
May I remind you that the dumb asses walk among us.  Clueless little  Pr*cks that have lost, or never downloaded their bs filter app from the google play store.   Those little twits never learned that you never believe what you read and only half of what you see.

Of course.   But... on the other hand.... we've seen with our own 'experienced' eyes (lol... nice way of saying we're OLDER)....

how things have morphed into the literal 'surreal' world over the past decade or so.  These millenials are so clueless and dumbed down (not to mention, apathetic about the direction this nation is taking)... that it stretches the imagination. 

Surely (Shirley?)...

you can't argue with that!
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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2018, 07:55:42 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on August 01, 2018, 07:52:49 pm
Of course.   But... on the other hand.... we've seen with our own 'experienced' eyes (lol... nice way of saying we're OLDER)....

how things have morphed into the literal 'surreal' world over the past decade or so.  These millenials are so clueless and dumbed down (not to mention, apathetic about the direction this nation is taking)... that it stretches the imagination. 

Surely (Shirley?)...

you can't argue with that!

Couldn't you have just said "I agree with you Ghost"

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2018, 07:58:27 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on August 01, 2018, 07:55:42 pm
Couldn't you have just said "I agree with you Ghost"

You don't know me very well....do ya.   LOL!

I partially agree with you, Ghost.

How's that?

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Re: Millennial Drops Support For Socialism After Learning How Hard It Is To Get Avocado Toast In Ven
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2018, 11:25:30 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on August 01, 2018, 07:58:27 pm
You don't know me very well....do ya.   LOL!

I partially agree with you, Ghost.

How's that?

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