Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’

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Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
By Alex Sassoon Coby, The Sun July 23, 2018 | 3:34pm


Yanet Garcia and Douglas Martin
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Struggling professional “Call of Duty player” Douglas “FaZe Censor” Martin dumped his weathergirl girlfriend Yanet Garcia to spend more time with video games.


Announcing the decision on YouTube, the 23-year-old revealed that he and Garcia, 26, had split up, saying “I don’t have time for a girlfriend.”

He went on to say that he needed to focus on playing “Call of Duty,” and would be playing the next iteration in the franchise, “Black Ops IV,” full-time while she was “doing that job over there.”

Garcia — known as “the world’s sexiest weathergirl” — grew her global legion of fans during the World Cup as she supported her native Mexico.


The Televisa Monterrey presenter found fame after men shared images of her on social media, comparing her curves to the reality star Kim Kardashian

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For her part, Garcia responded to the very public dumping with a

tweet saying she was “heartbroken” before thanking fans for support and then

sharing a new picture showing off her famous rear.

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[Frank Cannon]

What a limp dick fag.

[RoosGirl]

Poor kitten looks absolutely heartbroken.

[Frank Cannon]

Poor kitten looks absolutely heartbroken.

You wouldn't have her number would you? The only gaming system I have is an original Atari 2600 with Space Invaders I haven't touched in years.

[RoosGirl]

You wouldn't have her number would you? The only gaming system I have is an original Atari 2600 with Space Invaders I haven't touched in years.

I'd give her a 9.

[Frank Cannon]

I'd give her a 9.

That seems high. I would give her an 8 because while she does have an accent, it's not a good one....

[RoosGirl]

That seems high. I would give her an 8 because while she does have an accent, it's not a good one....

I was taking points off for the weird dyed color of her hair and her saddle bags, but if you say she has a weird accent too then I think that drops her to a 7.

[Frank Cannon]

I was taking points off for the weird dyed color of her hair and her saddle bags, but if you say she has a weird accent too then I think that drops her to a 7.

Oh? Well if you are at 7 then I am at 6. You're not going to under cut me bitch.

[RoosGirl]

Oh? Well if you are at 7 then I am at 6. You're not going to under cut me bitch.

I think I might see a toe hanging over the front of her shoes too...

[Frank Cannon]

I think I might see a toe hanging over the front of her shoes too...

So I should add points?

[RoosGirl]

So I should add points?

You should, but it's another deduction for me.

[Frank Cannon]

You should, but it's another deduction for me.

I knew you were trying to trick me. I'm all in now a 0 points. Beat that shit!

[Restored]

He can get another girl. She looks high maintenance. COD never says "Not tonight" to you.

[jpsb]

She has a pretty face and nice legs, that puts her in the 7-8 range. But I do not like her butt at all. Way to big, and the shape of her breasts is not to my taste.  So full frontal where you can't see her huge butt and misshaped tits she's an 8+. Profile where her butt sticks out and her breasts look like balloons she is a 6. That's my take.

[jpsb]

I knew you were trying to trick me. I'm all in now a 0 points. Beat that shit!

minus one

[sneakypete]

There is something wrong with that boy. Maybe he has trouble turning her on?

[ABX]

[dfwgator]

[Free Vulcan]

Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.

[sneakypete]

Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.

@Free Vulcan

Did she know she was your girlfriend?

[dfwgator]

Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.

No matter how hot she is somewhere there is a guy who is tired of her stuff.

[Free Vulcan]

@Free Vulcan

Did she know she was your girlfriend?

Hahaha, we were getting married the next summer before she dumped me for the biggest pervo douchebag skeezer on campus. The guy that all the girls ran from, sometimes literally.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

[Cyber Liberty]

So I should add points?

Depends.  Do you like Popsicles?

[jpsb]

Hahaha, we were getting married the next summer before she dumped me for the biggest pervo douchebag skeezer on campus. The guy that all the girls ran from, sometimes literally.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Damn the bad luck, without the "weird assets" we are talking 9-10ish. I married my super hot, great in bed girl friend and then a few years later had to run for my life. Literally. It was fun while it lasted.

[Wingnut]

No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.

[ABX]

[Free Vulcan]

Damn the bad luck, without the "weird assets" we are talking 9-10ish. I married my super hot, great in bed girl friend and then a few years later had to run for my life. Literally. It was fun while it lasted.

Yep. She was that hot. Victoria Secret hot. But she was a cerebral, shy, introverted, and ultimately trashy hippy chick who wanted to be an immature 15 y/o in a high school freshman relationship while we were in college. Loved her like crazy but not the kind of person I wanted to be around day-to-day.

[jpsb]

Yep. She was that hot. Victoria Secret hot. But she was a cerebral, shy, introverted, and ultimately trashy hippy chick who wanted to be an immature 15 y/o in a high school freshman relationship while we were in college. Loved her like crazy but not the kind of person I wanted to be around day-to-day.

Hey, I like "trashy hippy chicks". These days they are the only ones that will have anything to do with me. LOL.

[Cyber Liberty]

Hey, I like "trashy hippy chicks". These days they are the only ones that will have anything to do with me. LOL.

 

Same here.  Must be an age thing....

[thackney]

...He went on to say that he needed to focus on playing “Call of Duty,”...

How has this thread gone to the second page without a "Call of Booty" reference?

[Restored]

Hahaha, we were getting married the next summer before she dumped me for the biggest pervo douchebag skeezer on campus. The guy that all the girls ran from, sometimes literally.

She was going to reform him.
I knew a girl like that. Each BF was further down the ladder.

[Jazzhead]

Right up there with the best thighs I've ever seen.   This guy must be bonkers. 

[Free Vulcan]

She was going to reform him.
I knew a girl like that. Each BF was further down the ladder.

I think it was something along those lines. I met her in high school, and her family was strict. She got out of the house and the downward spiral began. I think she wanted to rebel and be the bad girl, but only in image. She thought she could tame the beast, not realizing she was gullible to getting played because she was a fine piece of a**, and guys would say whatever they had to.

[jmyrlefuller]

Does she have any actual meteorology training or education? If so…¿Cómo puedo darle mi número?

[Wingnut]

Does she have any actual meteorology training or education? If so…¿Cómo puedo darle mi número?

I'm not sure she even is smart enough to come in out of the rain much less read a radar map.