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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #75 on: June 07, 2018, 10:19:14 pm »
The envelope, please......


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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #76 on: June 07, 2018, 10:32:35 pm »
In today's culture (Ocean's Eight), citizen Trump would do a spin-off and make millions on a 'Miss America' that is based upon intellect and genuine social interaction, rather than their figure in a bathing suit.   
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #77 on: June 07, 2018, 10:43:23 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 07, 2018, 10:19:14 pm
The envelope, please......




Wouldn't you love to pass that one through an MRI?   888bravo
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #78 on: June 07, 2018, 10:46:10 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 07, 2018, 10:43:23 pm
Wouldn't you love to pass that one through an MRI?   888bravo
Just getting past the metal detectors at the airport would be a show....
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #79 on: June 07, 2018, 11:05:04 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 07, 2018, 10:19:14 pm
The envelope, please......




I hope that's a guy, not a gal.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #80 on: June 07, 2018, 11:25:28 pm »
Quote from: the_doc on June 07, 2018, 11:05:04 pm
I hope that's a guy, not a gal.

It doesn't matter. It's what it thinks it is.

Try to keep up.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #81 on: June 07, 2018, 11:34:30 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 07, 2018, 11:25:28 pm
It doesn't matter. It's what it thinks it is.

Try to keep up.

My bad.

(Actually, I just worried that MS-13 was recruiting Indochinese monks of some kind.)   
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #82 on: June 07, 2018, 11:40:30 pm »
Quote from: the_doc on June 07, 2018, 11:34:30 pm
My bad.

(Actually, I just worried that MS-13 was recruiting Indochinese monks of some kind.)

Kinky.  Might be a PPV spin off.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #83 on: June 07, 2018, 11:41:19 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 07, 2018, 11:25:28 pm
It doesn't matter. It's what it thinks it is.

Try to keep up.


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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #84 on: June 08, 2018, 02:14:51 am »
All this talk of pornography, and I don't even own a pornogragh.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #85 on: June 08, 2018, 02:19:07 am »
   Out of respect for the few Trumper friends I have left here, I refrained from posting that article about Trump missing p0rn in the White House, bigly, today.

   *regardless of whether it was credible or not.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #86 on: June 08, 2018, 02:35:30 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 07, 2018, 10:19:14 pm
The envelope, please......



If by envelope you mean barf bag, then yes by all means.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #87 on: June 08, 2018, 03:39:40 am »
Quote from: GtHawk on June 08, 2018, 02:35:30 am
If by envelope you mean barf bag, then yes by all means.
I hope none of the  metal on his (?) face is  magnetized. If he (or she) wins an award with metal in it, it could knock him out when they give him or her the trophy.
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #88 on: June 08, 2018, 08:06:10 pm »
Quote from: goatprairie on June 08, 2018, 03:39:40 am
I hope none of the  metal on his (?) face is  magnetized. If he (or she) wins an award with metal in it, it could knock him out when they give him or her the trophy.

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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #89 on: June 08, 2018, 10:13:37 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on June 07, 2018, 10:12:08 pm
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #91 on: June 09, 2018, 01:07:09 am »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appea
« Reply #92 on: June 09, 2018, 01:09:06 am »
She is right.  They don't have maps. 
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