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Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
« on: April 13, 2018, 01:48:22 pm »

Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list

With its punky green mohican the striking Mary river turtle joins a new ZSL list of the world’s most vulnerable reptiles

Patrick Barkham and agencies
 

Wed 11 Apr 2018 14.00 EDT
 

It sports a green mohican, fleshy finger-like growths under its chin and can breathe through its genitals.

The Mary river turtle is one of the most striking creatures on the planet, and it is also one of the most endangered.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/apr/11/green-haired-turtle-that-breathes-through-its-genitals-added-to-endangered-list
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Re: Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2018, 02:03:18 pm »
I am certain there is a @Frank Cannon comment coming about such talent.
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Re: Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2018, 02:20:00 pm »
Quote from: INVAR on April 13, 2018, 02:03:18 pm
I am certain there is a @Frank Cannon comment coming about such talent.

Frank's probably been kicked so hard by some chick he offended that he could breath through his genitals.
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Re: Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2018, 02:22:01 pm »
Maybe it wouldn't be near extinction if it did other things than breath with it's genitals.
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