A short love story

[sneakypete]

A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

          A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

          Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

          At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold”

         

        “I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.”

         
         â€œWow! That's a great idea!” He exclaimed.

         

        “Good,” she replied, “Get your own damn blanket!”

         

        After a moment of silence, he farted.

         

         The End

[sneakypete]

WHY is there no humor category at the BR?

[goatprairie]

WHY is there no humor category at the BR?

My wife thought that was pretty funny.