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Today's Toons 1/1/18
« on: January 01, 2018, 07:52:24 am »

 
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The Gallup Poll shows Democrats and Republicans more divided than ever on Donald Trump, taxes, and immigration. It has turned this country into the United Tourette's of America. We don't need taxes to balance the budget and pay off the national debt, all we need is a swear jar on Facebook.
 
UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River.
 
Hillary Clinton was voted Most Admired Woman in America for the record twenty-second time in the Gallup Poll. Eleanor Roosevelt won it the second-most times and the third most was Jackie Kennedy. Apparently to win the award, you must marry a great Democrat and then look the other way.
 
The National Arboretum Commission ordered the removal of the Jackson Magnolia tree from the White House lawn after nearly two centuries. You could see the logic behind the bureaucracy's order. The tree was planted by the slave owner Andrew Jackson, so it's a racist plant and it's got to go.
 
Israel will name a Jerusalem train station after President Trump calling it Trump station. His popularity in Israel puts Jewish Democrats in a pickle that even Mel Brooks couldn't make up. For the first time in the history of comedy, it could be considered anti-Semitic to make fun of a German.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 08:13:21 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
I hope you had a wonderful New Year celebration!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2018, 08:16:29 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 01, 2018, 08:13:21 am
Thanks, Pookie!
I hope you had a wonderful New Year celebration!

You're welcome & the same thoughts to you, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2018, 08:40:19 am »
Best way to start the new year, than you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 09:07:46 am »
Quote from: verga on January 01, 2018, 08:40:19 am
Best way to start the new year, thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2018, 01:01:59 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2018, 01:03:07 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2018, 01:54:28 pm »
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Israel will name a Jerusalem train station after President Trump calling it Trump station. His popularity in Israel puts Jewish Democrats in a pickle that even Mel Brooks couldn't make up. For the first time in the history of comedy, it could be considered anti-Semitic to make fun of a German.

I'm not going to panic until Bebe has the choo-choo named "The Trump Train."

Happy New Year, my dear friend!  A great start to the year's toons here, Pookie!!!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2018, 02:18:52 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 01, 2018, 01:54:28 pm
I'm not going to panic until Bebe has the choo-choo named "The Trump Train."

Happy New Year, my dear friend!  A great start to the year's toons here, Pookie!!!

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Happy new year, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2018, 02:21:41 pm »
@pookie18
Will there be a 'Best of 2017' edition of Pookie's 'Toons coming soon?
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2018, 02:24:46 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 01, 2018, 02:21:41 pm
@pookie18
Will there be a 'Best of 2017' edition of Pookie's 'Toons coming soon?

Yes, @Polly Ticks. If there are no major problems, I hope to post it shortly...
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2018, 02:26:41 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on January 01, 2018, 02:24:46 pm
Yes, @Polly Ticks. If there are no major problems, I hope to post it shortly...

Awesome!  I enjoyed last year's and I'm sure this year's will be just as entertaining.
(No rush, of course -- I was just curious!)
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Re: Today's Toons 1/1/18
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2018, 02:30:51 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 01, 2018, 02:26:41 pm
Awesome!  I enjoyed last year's and I'm sure this year's will be just as entertaining.
(No rush, of course -- I was just curious!)

I understand. I was actually waiting for a monthly ballot re the best of Dec., but I gave up & went with what I had...
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