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If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?

A Peice of my Soul
7 (50%)
The Camaraderie
3 (21.4%)
The Income
1 (7.1%)
All the Crap they Stole
2 (14.3%)
Time to Drink Moore Weed.
1 (7.1%)

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Voting closed: November 26, 2017, 04:34:27 pm

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If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« on: November 19, 2017, 04:34:27 pm »
   Eventually moore of yall will tire of my stupid polls or Management will shut them down.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2017, 05:11:17 pm »
After nearly 50 years, a piece of my soul and camaraderie.

Plus drama, comedy, mutual memories, and a lot more.

Plus love of course.

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2017, 05:43:12 pm »
    I missed ALL options the most, except Income, I got a boost there, I was smoking moore beer anyway which probably played a significant part in why they left me to begin with. 
    Every damn one of them took a part of my Soul~Loved them all very much, still do.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2017, 05:49:22 pm »
I had no idea that you could juice weed.  That's awesome, cause I hate the smell of the smoke.  I mean, not that *I* have smoked it before, but you go to a Jimmy Buffett concert and leave stoned from all the second hand.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2017, 05:55:39 pm »
Quote from: truth_seeker on November 19, 2017, 05:11:17 pm
After nearly 50 years, a piece of my soul and camaraderie.

Plus drama, comedy, mutual memories, and a lot more.

Plus love of course.

ALL that!   

And more.


Sigh.........................


(We're leaving this earth together, ala the Notebook. Yes, we are......)
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2017, 05:56:56 pm »
@corbe

Was that "moore" a Freudian slip, or did you just misspell the word more?  ^-^
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I wear a mask as an exercise in liberty and love for others.  To see it as an infringement of liberty is to entirely miss the point.  Be kind.

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2017, 06:24:53 pm »
A poll for pathetic losers? Swell.

If you are such a professional eff up that you marry a broad who ends up leaving you, the one thing you are missing is having your shit together. Don't see that in the poll options.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 06:54:51 pm »
   I'm not changing the poll to reflect 'I don't marry women that would leave me' @Frank Cannon cause this Poll is not about Marriage, it's about your 'significant other' that may very well be your direct drive turntable or your dog, as it is in my case.
   Consider the trails and tribulations of those of us that try and find beauty in all the different moments we share because we are attracted to those with a short attention span that always leave. This does not indicate we don't have our $hit together, there are other things at play here.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2017, 06:58:44 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 19, 2017, 06:54:51 pm
   Consider the trails and tribulations of those of us that try and find beauty in all the different moments we share because we are attracted to those with a short attention span that always leave. This does not indicate we don't have our $hit together, there are other things at play here.

That's what people who don't have their shit together tell you when you are stuck next to them on a bar stool. Luckily there is usually a game on at the bar and I can tune them out.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2017, 07:01:04 pm »
   That may explain why no one listens to me at bars.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2017, 07:12:41 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 19, 2017, 07:01:04 pm
   That may explain why no one listens to me at bars.

Judging by the polling subject, they don't listen to you at home either.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2017, 07:42:20 pm »
Quote from: musiclady on November 19, 2017, 05:56:56 pm
@corbe

Was that "moore" a Freudian slip, or did you just misspell the word more?  ^-^

No I think he spelled it right...

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2017, 07:44:49 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on November 19, 2017, 07:42:20 pm
No I think he spelled it right...



That looks delightful. I'll have to inquire where to get a bottle next time I see a hobo panhandling.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2017, 07:53:51 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 19, 2017, 07:12:41 pm
Judging by the polling subject, they don't listen to you at home either.

   Next time my dog walks on grabbing the first ride out of this madness I'm gonna let the pound keep her.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQk8g4jul98
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2017, 08:29:33 pm »
As long as the pets say I am good .
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2017, 10:13:22 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 19, 2017, 07:44:49 pm
That looks delightful. I'll have to inquire where to get a bottle next time I see a hobo panhandling.

My memory of Tom Moore goes back to the mid '70's in College when me and friends would piece together found bottle money, and scrap change to buy this $3 wonderment of Rot Gut.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2017, 09:27:51 am »
@corbe

First option—- a piece of my soul.  From our first date, I knew there was something very special about him, and it didn’t take long for me to realize he was my soulmate.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2017, 08:46:19 pm »
Peace of ass. @corbe
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2017, 08:53:06 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 20, 2017, 09:27:51 am
@corbe

First option—- a piece of my soul.  From our first date, I knew there was something very special about him, and it didn’t take long for me to realize he was my soulmate.

WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2017, 08:57:25 pm »
   @bigheadfred   

I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
   Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
   Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of  my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed.   :silly:

    Really, I should care moore.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2017, 09:34:23 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 20, 2017, 08:57:25 pm
   @bigheadfred   

I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
   Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
   Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of  my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed.   :silly:

    Really, I should care moore.

As a psychopath, I have an insensitive, uncaring attitude towards everyone. I have a 120 lb. Yorkie for camaraderie. My wife says I don't talk to her.  I snarled at her when we passed each other in the hallway the other day and she hissed back. That is a like, a whole week's worth of conversation. She took a poll on FB that said she was 80% azzhole. I'm 100%. So, at the very least, 90% of what we could talk about is shit. Who wants to talk shit all day????

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2017, 09:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 20, 2017, 08:53:06 pm
WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?

My guess is house arrest. With supervised visits to Walmart.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2017, 09:44:04 pm »
   Have you ever considered just using PostIt notes on the Refrigerator?


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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2017, 07:43:03 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 20, 2017, 08:53:06 pm
WOW! How many restraining orders do you have against you?

@Frank Cannon

My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.

Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns.  That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.
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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2017, 07:44:19 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on November 20, 2017, 09:36:46 pm
My guess is house arrest. With supervised visits to Walmart.

@bigheadfred

Excuse me.  That would be Target.  Give me some credit.
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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2017, 08:38:13 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:43:03 am
@Frank Cannon

My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.

Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns.  That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.

LOL. Top Notch.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2017, 10:08:01 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:43:03 am
@Frank Cannon

Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns.  That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.

If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband.  Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak.  I always get those two mixed up.
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2017, 10:49:11 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on November 21, 2017, 10:08:01 am
If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband.  Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak.  I always get those two mixed up.

@RoosGirl

We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical.  If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2017, 11:19:59 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 10:49:11 am
@RoosGirl

We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical.  If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.

Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2017, 02:38:30 pm »
Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's  number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?

Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2017, 03:44:24 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 20, 2017, 08:57:25 pm
   @bigheadfred   

I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
   Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
   Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of  my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed.   :silly:

    Really, I should care moore.

Wait - how do we know he was talking about women?
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« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2017, 07:30:59 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on November 21, 2017, 02:38:30 pm
Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's  number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?

Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?

@Frank Cannon  @CatherineofAragon  @RoosGirl

@bigheadfred

No, my lawyer is keeping me out of jail for stalking.  The stalk-ee was my husband.  Somehow I ran him down and captured him.  I think he just got worn out.

Hey, Fred, who's your avatar?  She's pretty.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2017, 07:31:40 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 21, 2017, 11:19:59 am
Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.

@Frank Cannon

I've always been grateful for your repugnance.
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« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2017, 08:01:15 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:31:40 pm
@Frank Cannon

I've always been grateful for your repugnance.

@CatherineofAragon
@Frank Cannon

Right?  Because if he was a high roller *and* attractive in any way, we might not stand a chance against his charms.
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