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College Greek retreat cancelled after ‘frightened’ students spot a BANANA PEEL in a tree
August 31, 2017 | BPR Wire | Print Article

 

A Greek Life retreat at the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) was promptly canceled this weekend after a banana peel was found hanging in a tree.

“To be clear, many members of our community were hurt, frightened, and upset by what occurred at IMPACT,” Interim Director of Fraternity and Sorority Life Alexa Lee Arndt remarked in an email between Greek leaders, according to The Daily Mississippian. “Because of the underlying reality many students of color endure on a daily basis, the conversation manifested into a larger conversation about race relations today at the University of Mississippi.”

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/08/31/college-greek-retreat-cancelled-frightened-students-spot-banana-peel-tree-531415

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I read this, but I don't understand it.  Banana peels are scary?

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I read this, but I don't understand it.  Banana peels are scary?

Apparently so, if you're in a toga...

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I read this, but I don't understand it.  Banana peels are scary?

Of course they are. Suppose that banana peel were to drop from a tree during a game of beer pong.

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This is making me feel a bit like a dinosaur in this brave new college world.

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This is making me feel a bit like a dinosaur in this brave new college world.

Brave might not be the appropriate adjective here.

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How can this NOT be satire???
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I read this, but I don't understand it.  Banana peels are scary?

Old Miss.  Must be related to a misdialed number to an escort service by a football coach looking for a half and half peel.

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How can this NOT be satire???


Yeah. I know. But, but, wouldn't it be incredibly racist for anyone to automatically associate a banana peel with Black people. I guess the idea is supposed to be that Black people are monkeys. Monkey eat bananas. Ergo, a banana peel in a tree is meant for Black people? Man! That is some convoluted logic right there.


Bet you money that the University outlaws bananas on campus now, because they may 'offend' Black people.


But by Black people being offended by bananas, aren't they sort of validating the whole concept. I mean, if a Black guy said, "A banana? I don't give a damn about a banana." Wouldn't that have more dignity to it?


The whole thing is crazy. What if there was a watermelon in the tree. Would they laugh or would they call the police?


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Yeah. I know. But, but, wouldn't it be incredibly racist for anyone to automatically associate a banana peel with Black people. I guess the idea is supposed to be that Black people are monkeys. Monkey eat bananas. Ergo, a banana peel in a tree is meant for Black people? Man! That is some convoluted logic right there.


Bet you money that the University outlaws bananas on campus now, because they may 'offend' Black people.


But by Black people being offended by bananas, aren't they sort of validating the whole concept. I mean, if a Black guy said, "A banana? I don't give a damn about a banana." Wouldn't that have more dignity to it?


The whole thing is crazy. What if there was a watermelon in the tree. Would they laugh or would they call the police?


Call me confused on this one?

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This is making me feel a bit like a dinosaur in this brave new college world.
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I read this, but I don't understand it.  Banana peels are scary?

Supposedly it's supposed to be code for monkey, which is supposed to be code for a derogatory term for Africans. 

Go figure. Bananas are racist. 

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Supposedly it's supposed to be code for monkey, which is supposed to be code for a derogatory term for Africans. 

Go figure. Bananas are racist.
D@mn. I guess that's for the Jung. Freud thought they were sexist.
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I feel really bad now. I had a banana at breakfast and one at lunch. I am such a bad cultural misappropriationist. I am a bad Fred. Bad, bad Fred. (hangs head)
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D@mn. I guess that's for the Jung. Freud thought they were sexist.

I dunno. A peel in a tree sounds like the work of Skinner.
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Never run with a banana



Looks like somebody didn't know how to defend himself against fresh fruit


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I dunno. A peel in a tree sounds like the work of Skinner.
I thought he would box it and let it find its primal self.
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Anyone remember the "banana splits" children's tv show?

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Munchausen syndrome, referred to as factitious disorder, is a mental illness that involves the sufferers causing or pretending to have physical or psychological symptoms in themselves.

Or the munchies   :whistle:

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Munchausen syndrome, referred to as factitious disorder, is a mental illness that involves the sufferers causing or pretending to have physical or psychological symptoms in themselves.

Or the munchies   :whistle:
So it's more prevalent in Colorado?
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So it's more prevalent in Colorado?

Or after a Grateful Dead concert.  :silly:
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