Fox News Signs Tomi Lahren as Contributor

[jmyrlefuller]

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/fox-news-tomi-lahren-contributor-1202542708/amp/

by Joe Otterson
August 30, 2017

Tomi Lahren has joined Fox News in a contributor role, the cable news network announced Wednesday.

She will make her debut as a contributor on tonight’s edition of “Hannity” at 10 p.m. ET/PT. According to FNC, Lahren will have a signature role on the network’s upcoming digital lineup and will also offer political commentary to the network’s opinion programming, primarily “Hannity.”

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[jmyrlefuller]

J. Myrle Fuller‏
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Hey, @FoxNews, since you're hiring people without qualifications now, what do I have to do to get a job with you?
1:22 PM - 30 Aug 2017

I'll wait to see if I get a response, but if my history with trying to get work in the media is any indication, I doubt I will get one.

[Free Vulcan]

The woman is all hat no cattle. Then again that's a recurring theme with a substantial segment of that age group.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Fox News is basically a porn channel without the nudity or sex. Just the eye candy.

[Cyber Liberty]

Fox News is basically a porn channel without the nudity or sex. Just the eye candy.

You say that like there's something wrong with it...

[Wingnut]

You say that like there's something wrong with it...

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at 5  She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam. In her eye. It's interesting when people die.

[Cyber Liberty]

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at 5  She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam. In her eye. It's interesting when people die.

What I want to know is...what's the over/under on when she gets the boob job, now that she scored the Fox gig?

[RoosGirl]

What I want to know is...what's the over/under on when she gets the boob job, now that she scored the Fox gig?

I'm going with dressing like a tranny hooker.

[Wingnut]

I'm going with dressing like a tranny hooker.

The PR mafia is going to be on you now!

_{Puerto Rican}

[RoosGirl]

The PR mafia is going to be on you now!

_{Puerto Rican}

Why is he one of their girlfriends?

[Cyber Liberty]

Why is he one of their girlfriends?

I'm ignoring the ones making fun of The Most Beautiful Woman Alive (right after Liz Claman).

[corbe]

   That was terrible @RoosGirl she's a Greek Goddess around here.

[RoosGirl]

   That was terrible @RoosGirl she's a Greek Goddess around here.

Around where?

[corbe]

   In the fertile images of some of us Briefers minds. @RoosGirl

[RoosGirl]

   In the fertile images of some of us Briefers minds. @RoosGirl

How can I help if y'all fantasize about a tranny hooker?

[corbe]

   Boobs with Freckles speak louder than mere words. @RoosGirl 

[Frank Cannon]

How can I help if y'all fantasize about a tranny hooker?

I don't think "Tranny Hooker" means what you think it means if it translates to Kimberly Guilfoyle in your mind....

[RoosGirl]

I get it.  There are two very obvious things y'all like about her.  But, her face looks very masculine to me.

[jpsb]

Hannity rescusing Tomi Lahren career. Fine with me. Other then her dumb as a box of rocks comment on The View she's been pretty solid. Young people do make stupid mistakes, I hope she learned a lesson.

[anubias]

I get it.  There are two very obvious things y'all like about her.  But, her face looks very masculine to me.

It's the lantern jaw @RoosGirl .  When she first appeared on FOX, I was surprised because I deemed her rather "homely" when compared to the rest of the FOX fare.  Sometime later they brought her from behind the desk, put her in tight dresses, she started twirling her silver stiletto and flashing some décolletage until she was no longer considered homely.     Confidence is all it takes to get into the weaker male mind.

[Wingnut]

  Confidence is all it takes to get into the weaker male mind.

Flattery will get you nowhere!  Besides, you forgot knuckle dragging mouth breathers.