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Battle over bare-breasted women brews at one of Maryland’s busiest beaches
By Lynh Bui and Ann E. Marimow 

June 9 at 6:30 AM 
   

A battle over bare-breasted women at one of Maryland’s most popular vacation spots is heating up as summer hits without a clear answer on whether women are free to be free at the beach.

With the heat approaching, authorities in Ocean City issued a memo this week directing the beach patrol not to confront bare-chested women or ask them to cover up regardless of complaints. The policy is to stand until the Maryland Attorney General’s Office opines on state indecent exposure laws after a local beachgoer declared that if men can go sans tops, then women can, too.

“It’s about equality, it’s about positivity, and it’s against body shaming and the forced sexualization of the female form,” said Chelsea Covington, a self-described “topfreedom” advocate who wrote a legal brief arguing that Maryland law allows women to go bare-chested in public. “It is most certainly about equality under the law.”

The legal dust-up has rankled the resort town along the Eastern Shore, with officials worried seminude women will besmirch Ocean City’s reputation as a family-friendly vacation destination.

“The mayor and council have no desire to make Ocean City a topless beach,” said Jessica Waters, a spokeswoman for the city. “We have no plans for becoming a topless beach.”

Maryland law is not entirely clear when it comes to the question of whether women are expressly prohibited from baring their breasts in public.

Beach patrol employees in Ocean City have been directed to document complaints about topless bathers by filling out “minor incident” forms, but were specifically told not to “approach the topless woman, even if requested to do so by the complainant or other beach patrons.”

It is not just Ocean City where the topless issue is kicking up sand.

Legal challenges to local policies are percolating through courts nationwide with varying results.

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My eyes have seen enough bare breasts that they would be wise to hire me as a consultant given my years of experience.  Instantly I can recognize those which constitute a public nuisance and those that do not.  Hint: most on a public beach definitely are a public nuisance.

Although it may require a substantial taxpayer outlay, I would recommend they lower the lights, raise the music and install several stainless steel poles.  My research has proven this habitat is more suitable toward attracting Hondo-approved bare breasts.

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My eyes have seen enough bare breasts that they would be wise to hire me as a consultant given my years of experience.  Instantly I can recognize those which constitute a public nuisance and those that do not.  Hint: most on a public beach definitely are a public nuisance.

Although it may require a substantial taxpayer outlay, I would recommend they lower the lights, raise the music and install several stainless steel poles.  My research has proven this habitat is more suitable toward attracting Hondo-approved bare breasts.



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Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you wanna see the rest of them...  Well except for that drunk old biker chicks set.

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Wait until the muslim "modesty police" show up.

Then watch what happens...

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The women you want to see naked at the beach are never the women you see naked at the beach.

Once you've seen one nekkid, you pretty much want to see 'em all nekkid.

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Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you wanna see the rest of them...  Well except for that drunk old biker chicks set.
Female frontal nudity is still prohibited in Sturgis during Bike Week.  **nononono*

The 'fun' part would be watching all these fine office-employed ladies go back to work on Monday with sunburned tender parts.  :thud: (from a safe distance, of course)
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Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you wanna see the rest of them...  Well except for that drunk old biker chicks set.

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In the meantime, a preview....

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You can always play spot the silicone ones or the natural ones, I guess.  :silly:
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You can always play spot the silicone ones or the natural ones, I guess.
Just holler real loud and the real ones fly away. Oh. the other kind... :whistle:
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Maybe they could compromise.  Cover up one side and leave the other side exposed.

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Maybe they could compromise.  Cover up one side and leave the other side exposed.

 :pondering:
They already do. They cover up the front and leave the back exposed.
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Why any woman would want to subject herself to the ogling of men like this is beyond me. Lord knows when I was 18 I had enough imagination to fully mentally disrobe a woman dressed in a full army tank. I have a late teen son now that is in a long distance affair with a nice young lady 50 miles away. Just seeing her smile every other weekend is enough to keep his heart a fluttering. Keep some mystery ladies. Gee...

God gave our fairer sex "charms"... of all the mammals in the world HE gave only human ladies a full breast at all times... it is a sex attractant and women today can't acknowledge it drives men nuts. God knew what he was doing when he made those pretty things, to bad feminist cast the wisdom of modesty out the window.
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They already do. They cover up the front and leave the back exposed.

Good one - you got me there.    :beer:

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God gave our fairer sex "charms"... of all the mammals in the world HE gave only human ladies a full breast at all times... it is a sex attractant and women today can't acknowledge it drives men nuts. God knew what he was doing when he made those pretty things, to bad feminist cast the wisdom of modesty out the window.

I find it humorous when flipping channels these days.  CNN will have some feminist on spouting her nonsense which makes your eyes glaze over, then on the next channel you see The Bachelorette auctioning herself off to the highest bidder (in a manner of speaking).

It can all be a bit confusing to the casual viewer, at least until you flip to the next channel showing a commercial with a closeup of a hottie in a bathing suit.  Hmmm, must have been cold when they shot that commercial.  But at least it makes sense.